Isolated Blurt Thread

[TxRad]

I now have 5/6 of a new roof on the house.... A roof on the old deck... the new porch started.... A new swing on the front porch..... A new ceiling fan above my bed..... The Sun deck is moved back out in the sun.....

Fuck!!!! Where did all this energy come from....... And why can't I use it to write.....

 

[BlackShanglan]

That would be the other person, hmm?

*hands Shang a note*

Dear person-who-employs-the-horsie,

Shanglan has had a very busy year so far, doing things that make profits for you. It is time to give back. Personally, I would suggest a double-size bucket of dark chocolate Maltesers, a month off, and a very sturdy hammock. If you don't do this for the wonderful horsie, frogs will come and eat you all up.

Sincerely,

Ms. Jammies

*laugh* That is going on a big polished desk first thing tomorrow morning. How can anyone say no to that? Think of the frogs. *shudder*

Shanglan

 

[RebeccaLeah]

...yawn...

*snuggle*

Sleep.

​

 

[Colleen Thomas]

...yawn...

*snuggle*

Sleep.

​

Fairy fishys blurt all to rarely nowadays

 

[BlackShanglan]

Scoured Swinburne, Sappho, John Gray and Byron,
Raining pages 'round me like worlds forsaken,
Gods thrown over, joyously, all dethroned now -
How could they answer?

 

[togitc]

so when is a story mature? I mean is there a certain age limit. You know, anyone older than this is mature category but younger than this is not.

I don't want to sound naive but it just comes so naturally. Now say the main character is about 22 and the woman in question is about mid 30's to early 40's, would that be considered mature? What if i dropped the age down to 19 or 20?

And what about age mistakes? I don't mean 'woops you are sixteen?' I mean looking at someone and thinking they are younger than they are and finding out they are not.

Example:
I was waiting for my wife to get a drug test, there are 2 girls in the room also. I say girls because when I looked at them I did not put them a day over 17. The 'younger' of the two looked 16 on a bad day and turned out to be 20, the other was just over 18.

So if I put that in a story would it get rejected? Of course I am just a horrible tell of age, but so is everyone when it comes to me.

Which is funny. Everyone who meets us thinks that I am robbing the craddle, when in fact I am younger than my wife. She still gets carded to by lottery tickets and it pisses her off. Before I even hit 15 I could buy lottery tickets and by 17 I could buy booze if I wanted it.

I think it is partially due to the facial hair, but not exclusively. I have a quiet and serious arua that isn't common for my age group.

That raises another question. How the hell can people think I don't have a sense of humor? I have a great sense of humor. It might be a bit dry and sometimes a little dark or off, but i have a sense of humor.

Which all comes back to that blasted computer game Sims. I hate that fucking game. I don't know why I own it or why I play it. Sure Sims 2 is pretty and fun with all the expansions, but it isn't a game. Yes it is fun trying to make siblings fall in love, which I'm not sure if I can or can't but I can try. The thing I have a real hard time doing in sims 2 is killing them.

The first sims it was simple, i mean you had to work NOT to kill them. Now I just can't figure it out. Just when I decide to forget it and try something else they turn on the TV and die from electricution.

So where was I?

I'm thinking...

...

...

this might take a bit.

 

[Belegon]

:
I’ve got your blueberries, right here, baybee.
It’s not so much berries.

Violet Bueauregard, is that you?

 

[HarleyStone]

I wonder if I'll have time to fertilize the yard and treat all the ant hills this afternoon.

 

[Guest]

I wonder if I'll have time to fertilize the yard and treat all the ant hills this afternoon.

geeze. lets see what else we can pile onto the day. how about just chillin huh?

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Fairy fishys blurt all to rarely nowadays

Not much to blurt.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It's a game of ceilings, but not of walls.

It's a game of glasses, but not of sight.

Noooo. It's a game of walls, but not of ceilings, silly.

 

[entitled]

i hate making shopping lists.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

i hate making shopping lists.

Me too!
That's exactly what I'm doing right now. You steadily start to realize that you have a dozen places to stop and not enough money to go around.

 

[entitled]

Me too!
That's exactly what I'm doing right now. You steadily start to realize that you have a dozen places to stop and not enough money to go around.

i'm having guests for the next two days, and need to get food for everybody.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Time-zones suck profoundly...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

i'm having guests for the next two days, and need to get food for everybody.

I'm doing Easter dinner Sunday, but of course we happen to be out of everything else too.

 

[entitled]

I'm doing Easter dinner Sunday, but of course we happen to be out of everything else too.

i flat refuse to do any of the big holiday meals, since i don't celebrate them, and don't give a flying leap about the people that come to them. i see most of them three times a year, if that much, and don't want to put in the time or effort to feed them all.

 

[Samandiriel]

Time-zones suck profoundly...

Yes they do.

 

[cloudy]

I'm making biscuits.

Pray for my family.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm making biscuits.

Pray for my family.

WMD's

 

[Honey123]

I'm making biscuits.

Pray for my family.

Got honey??

 

[cloudy]

WMD's

They could be.

Sometimes they're good, sometimes the dogs won't eat them, depending on the whim of the Biscuit Gods.

Got honey??

No, unfortunately.....so I'm going with gravy.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

biscuits and gravy?

oh wow, way to make a man jealous

I miss biscuits and gravy, with big chunks of sausage in the gravy and the hint of pepper.

I miss Anna's mom

 

[impressive]

I'm making biscuits.

Pray for my family.

They make good hockey pucks. *nods*

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I think I'm just too cynical.