Isolated Blurt Thread

[Samandiriel]

Kids, hell.

It's for me and the hubby after we mud-wrestle.

I knew it!

You're my favorite perv.

 

[Guest]

I knew it!

You're my favorite perv.

Shhhh.


Oh, I almost forgot. The Pervert's Anon meeting today has been moved to 7:30. Something about big-screen TV difficulties?

 

[Samandiriel]

Shhhh.


Oh, I almost forgot. The Pervert's Anon meeting today has been moved to 7:30. Something about big-screen TV difficulties?

I'll bring chips and porn.

 

[Guest]

I'll bring chips and porn.

I'll bring the pudding.

 

[rgraham666]

I'll bring the pudding.

I'll bring the salsa and guacamole. Plus my own bad self.

 

[Guest]

I'll bring the salsa and guacamole. Plus my own bad self.

Oooh.

Let the games begin.

 

[Samandiriel]

Oooh.

Let the games begin.

Party on Wayne!!!!

 

[Guest]

Party on Wayne!!!!

No, Wayne hurt his back from the last time his SO cuffed him. (Silly men, honestly.)

The party will have to be on Rob, instead.

 

[rgraham666]

No, Wayne hurt his back from the last time his SO cuffed him. (Silly men, honestly.)

The party will have to be on Rob, instead.

No complaints from me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

If something makes you sick when you eat it, why did you eat it?

 

[BlackShanglan]

If something makes you sick when you eat it, why did you eat it?

A refusal to be beaten by a mere entree?

 

[Guest]

A refusal to be beaten by a mere entree?

Take that, prime rib!

 

[carsonshepherd]

A refusal to be beaten by a mere entree?

Damn broccoli, I'll get you yet *mutters*

 

[Guest]

Damn broccoli, I'll get you yet *mutters*

Of course, you don't have to eat the broccoli, you know.

Cauliflower is a decent substitute. Or a lovely Caesar salad if you want those dark greens.

Or you could just have chocolate. No sense being ridiculous, here.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Of course, you don't have to eat the broccoli, you know.

No, but I still have to try it now and then, just to check.

 

[cloudy]

One tooth fixed, two to go!

 

[Guest]

No, but I still have to try it now and then, just to check.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*whimpers* It would be so damned easy.

I will prevail over the inclination to whore around! *shakes fist*



Wah, I don't wanna.

 

[lil_elvis]

*whimpers* It would be so damned easy.

I will prevail over the inclination to whore around! *shakes fist*



Wah, I don't wanna.

Then don't.

You can't sink any lower in our eyes.

 

[Guest]

Then don't.

You can't sink any lower in our eyes.

Ouch, baby!

 

[carsonshepherd]

*whimpers* It would be so damned easy.

I will prevail over the inclination to whore around! *shakes fist*



Wah, I don't wanna.

Don't make me come up there.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Then don't.

You can't sink any lower in our eyes.

Hahaha. Um, thanks?

 

[lil_elvis]

Hahaha. Um, thanks?

Just kiddin ya.

 

[yui]

if your caddy is any good .. he/she will suggest using a 5 Iron instead .. a driver is too much club for snow-golf .. imho

<laughing> You know, I was thinking, "I don't drive a caddy."

Not if you use one of them new fangled snogolfballs then light up and beep until you pick them up.

Swing away Yui, swing away!/QUOTE]
Snogolfballs? Oh, so kewl. <swinging>

good point ... Yui can never have too much technology

<nods> Yui needs all the help she can get.

 

[yui]

As your caddy I recommend a sand wedge
A cucumber sandwedge

Thank you. But are you earnest?

isnt that pronounced "sammich" ?

By me … yes.

*groan*

<snicker>

My cause is just.

My heart is pure.

My battle is won.

You're my hero.

I took one off one night when hubby and I were out on a date (get your minds out of the gutter! It wasn't for that reason, it was too tight and hurting.). It got tossed in the backseat of the Jeep and stayed back there for a few days. The oldest kid saw it and said "Ewww Momma's bra is in the backseat." Oops, lol.

<laughing> It's usually my mother that says, "Why is your bra in the backseat?!"

Gah. After that it's almost not worth trying.

Try, anyway, cos you're spiffy.