Isolated Blurt Thread

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why is it when you get in the left lane on the highway and your doing 80 miles an hour some joker just has to change lanes right in front of you scaring you poor mother to death as you slam on the brakes to keep from being part of the load in the back of the van he's driving?

can someone tell me why? then he does 10 miles an hour under the speed limit. jerkwad.
 
Passing through - truly isolated blurt

After 89 days with no measurable rain, and we measure in the 100th of an inch 'round here, it's sprinkling. Finally. Barely. I'll take what I can get.
 
I just submitted a poem that is not my usual style, and I don't know if anyone else will like it.
But I do.
 
logophile said:
Acupuncture itself doesn't hurt.
This was definitely a user error!
Yikes!!
Well I know the user will be more careful next time...unless she likes pain ;)
 
Quinn71 said:
Well I know the user will be more careful next time...unless she likes pain ;)

Not that kind of pain.
A sharp smack on the ass...
Some clenching teeth on the neck...
Fingernails down my back...

I like all those kinds of pain.
But not needle pain!
 
logophile said:
Not that kind of pain.
A sharp smack on the ass...
Some clenching teeth on the neck...
Fingernails down my back...

I like all those kinds of pain.
But not needle pain!
Mmmmmmmmmm that does sound like the kind of pain I take pleasure in providing.
Needles do nothing for Me either lol
 
McKenna said:
I :heart: skiing!


I also had my first spill. A snowboarder zoomed in front of me and promptly wiped-out. I coudn't stop in time, I barely had time to think, so down I went. Good thing that's over with! My first fall. :)

McK...

I always felt a day without a spill was a day where I did not push myself or improve...not that I did not have them; sometimes it's nice to just cruise.

Of course that only worked if I was sking with somebody who wanted to do that too...otherwise sooner or later I'm looking for a way to challenge myself...
 
lilredjammies said:
I wonder if anyone's gone blind from my new(ish) av yet?

Very smackable! ;)

Blurt:

I love sex, and I love candy. If there was a really creative way to combine the two, I'd be SO there. :p
 
Aurora Black said:
Very smackable! ;)

Blurt:

I love sex, and I love candy. If there was a really creative way to combine the two, I'd be SO there. :p
That would be called chocolate penis on a stick! :rolleyes:
 
zeb1094 said:
That would be called chocolate penis on a stick! :rolleyes:

Nah. I wouldn't turn down a real penis covered in chocolate, though. (shameless plug alert) Or Greek honey. :devil:
 
Why are some people so fucked up? It's sad, really. they don't care who they hurt and it's the innocent people who suffer the most.

I hate humans.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Why are some people so fucked up? It's sad, really. they don't care who they hurt and it's the innocent people who suffer the most.

I hate humans.
:heart:
 
lilredjammies said:
Fortunately, around here, there are a horsie, an alpaca, a gosling and a duck who are your friends.

*hugs* sweetie.


and a condiment...

:kiss:'s to you and your friend Carson
 
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