Isolated Blurt Thread

[dysphemist]

It is?

Oh sure. Pretend like you don't like scaring newbies. I'll believe you

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh sure. Pretend like you don't like scaring newbies. I'll believe you

Sucker.

 

[entitled]

She not beligerant like Abs is she? Sure.

nah. Just snooty.

 

[zeb1094]

nah. Just snooty.

Snooty I can handle, I have cookies.

 

[78th Degree]

Snooty I can handle, I have cookies.

Cookies are below me.

 

[zeb1094]

Cookies are below me.

Ah, how about a nice chocolate bar, with nuts.

 

[78th Degree]

Ah, how about a nice chocolate bar, with nuts.

My dear, I don't believe you understand how rich my tastes run. Offering me a chocolate bar with nuts is akin to offering a small child a grapefruit.

 

[impressive]

My dear, I don't believe you understand how rich my tastes run. Offering me a chocolate bar with nuts is akin to offering a small child a grapefruit.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!







Huh?

 

[zeb1094]

My dear, I don't believe you understand how rich my tastes run. Offering me a chocolate bar with nuts is akin to offering a small child a grapefruit.

Snooty bitch aren't we...

Fine, then get it your own damn self. The cabinet is open.

 

[78th Degree]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!







Huh?

To a small child, a peeled and sectioned grapefruit looks like an orange. They would be expecting something sweet.

 

[impressive]

To a small child, a peeled and sectioned grapefruit looks like an orange. They would be expecting something sweet.

You're weird.

 

[78th Degree]

Snooty bitch aren't we...

Fine, then get it your own damn self. The cabinet is open.

You were warned, were you not?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

To a small child, a peeled and sectioned grapefruit looks like an orange. They would be expecting something sweet.

Want a lemon?

 

[zeb1094]

You were warned, were you not?

Yes I was, dear lady, yes I was. Unfortunatly I have no patients right now to try and make friends with a snooty, self-absorbed girl, so see ya around, baby.

 

[78th Degree]

You're weird.

It's a point of pride.

 

[78th Degree]

Want a lemon?

Are you offering yourself?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Are you offering yourself?

I said lemon, not prickly pear.

 

[78th Degree]

I said lemon, not prickly pear.

I'm aware. Prickly pears are sweet.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm aware. Prickly pears are sweet.

I'm not too ripe.

 

[78th Degree]

I'm not too ripe.

Oh? Just when does one become too ripe?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh? Just when does one become too ripe?

When you fall off the tree and plop on the ground. Then you sort of ferment and make animals drunk when they eat you.

 

[entitled]

When you fall off the tree and plop on the ground. Then you sort of ferment and make animals drunk when they eat you.

hehe...

My great grandpa used to make corn liquor, and would feed the hogs the corn after it got all ferment-y and stuff. Had drunk hogs and chickens all over hte place.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

hehe...

My great grandpa used to make corn liquor, and would feed the hogs the corn after it got all ferment-y and stuff. Had drunk hogs and chickens all over hte place.

So you came from a big family then?

 

[zeb1094]

So you came from a big family then?

*snort* *giggle*

 

[entitled]

So you came from a big family then?

There's a reason i don't claim em.
Glad you adopted them.