Isolated Blurt Thread

[lucky-E-leven]

That explains so much.

What it doesn't explain is why you're not here helping us on our third beer.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What it doesn't explain is why you're not here helping us on our third beer.

Pedicure ran late. Bitches.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Pedicure ran late. Bitches.

What a load of bull!
You haven't done a single thing for yourself in years.
It's time.
Get your ass down here!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What a load of bull!
You haven't done a single thing for yourself in years.
It's time.
Get your ass down here!

I bought myself candy, so there.

 

[arienette]

I bought myself candy, so there.

Aw, isn't it nice when you begin to court yourself?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Aw, isn't it nice when you begin to court yourself?

I'm working up to flowers.

 

[arienette]

I'm working up to flowers.

Then it will be white wine and strawberries.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Then it will be white wine and strawberries.

I took myself out for coffe, I'm working up to dinner. Then the wine and berries.

 

[arienette]

I took myself out for coffe, I'm working up to dinner. Then the wine and berries.

Ah, got it. I think I should rent myself a hotel room, since I get a discount.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ah, got it. I think I should rent myself a hotel room, since I get a discount.

I'm just hoping I ask myself what I'm doing New Year's Eve.

 

[arienette]

I'm just hoping I ask myself what I'm doing New Year's Eve.

Ah yes, you should definitely be a hot date that night!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ah yes, you should definitely be a hot date that night!

I was going to get all dressed up and everything...plus I'm a good dancer so I know I'll have fun. I may even put out.

 

[arienette]

I was going to get all dressed up and everything...plus I'm a good dancer so I know I'll have fun. I may even put out.

But only if you're really sweet - Dinner and dancing then put out, be respectable about it!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

But only if you're really sweet - Dinner and dancing then put out, be respectable about it!

Hey, I'm no slut. If I get out of hand, that's it...I'm driving me home.

 

[arienette]

Hey, I'm no slut. If I get out of hand, that's it...I'm driving me home.

Don't take any shit, that's for sure. Leave you if you start to get slutty or try forcing yourself into something you don't want to do.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Don't take any shit, that's for sure. Leave you if you start to get slutty or try forcing yourself into something you don't want to do.

I have pepper spray. I normally use it on my salad, but I won't take chances if I don't have to...ya know what I mean.

 

[arienette]

I have pepper spray. I normally use it on my salad, but I won't take chances if I don't have to...ya know what I mean.

Absolutely! Keep it handy and don't let you out of your site!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Absolutely! Keep it handy and don't let you out of your site!

I won't even let me go to the ladies room alone. I should see if I have a criminal record.

 

[arienette]

I won't even let me go to the ladies room alone. I should see if I have a criminal record.

Look yourself up on the Megan's Law website!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Look yourself up on the Megan's Law website!

I will...I sort of look like a homicidal maniac...I am rather charming though.

 

[arienette]

I will...I sort of look like a homicidal maniac...I am rather charming though.

All homicidal maniacs are - Just look at Johnny.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

All homicidal maniacs are - Just look at Johnny.

I get all swoonie when I light my cigarette. You should hear what I whisper in my ear...Yowsa!

 

[Guest]

im feeling monty python ish.

 

[arienette]

I get all swoonie when I light my cigarette. You should hear what I whisper in my ear...Yowsa!

Aw, that's so cute. You should take a picture of you with you and put it on Christmas cards!

 

[arienette]

im feeling monty python ish.

Are you doing silly walks?