Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

Two dykes with PMS in the same bed.
Not pretty.

damn broken?

just remember to breathe.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll be right over...but i cant hold the wholly water *grin*
(weak bladder and all)

Bring the BIG crucifix.

 

[Guest]

Bring the BIG crucifix.

but

IT BURNS!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

but

IT BURNS!

Wear gloves stupid.

 

[Guest]

Wear gloves stupid.

ever have one of those V8 moments...all day long?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ever have one of those V8 moments...all day long?

I'm having a General Foods international coffee moment........remember that waiter we had in Paris....what was his name? JEAN LUC PICARD!

 

[Guest]

I'm having a General Foods international coffee moment........remember that waiter we had in Paris....what was his name? JEAN LUC PICARD!

ah! the days of brie and lactose intolerance...smoke filled lungs and romantic walks along the ChOmps Elise...battling rude nationals with rapier wit...


i think im having a fade back...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ah! the days of brie and lactose intolerance...smoke filled lungs and romantic walks along the ChOmps Elise...battling rude nationals with rapier wit...


i think im having a fade back...

Sure it's not a seizure?

 

[McKenna]

I have six pair of clippers in my make-up bag, are any of these yours?

The little bastards did make a run for it! I knew it! Are you holding them for ransom?!

McKenna, a canadian valley only reachable by landing a plane on the lake and a house on the hill with big windows to see it all through...evergreens outside and ever-delicious inside...there's a story there...

You don't know that half of it .....

 

[Guest]

Sure it's not a seizure?

i think i should take many valium...
you know
just in case.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i think i should take many valium...
you know
just in case.

Take em with vodka, I hear that works rather well.

I'm out of Vagistick.

 

[Guest]

Take em with vodka, I hear that works rather well.

I'm out of Vagistick.

what else would i take them with? honestly, absy, youd think id never done this before.

oh, and it wont do any good begging for more. you've had your free share. hrmf~

 

[ABSTRUSE]

what else would i take them with? honestly, absy, youd think id never done this before.

oh, and it wont do any good begging for more. you've had your free share. hrmf~

I want the brain back if you're going to do this.

Whore.

 

[McKenna]

I want the brain back if you're going to do this.

Whore.

*coffee spew*

 

[Guest]

I want the brain back if you're going to do this.

Whore.

if you cant remember that you had it last then I WANT IT BACK.
ive been so patient with you and your forgetfulness.
skank!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

if you cant remember that you had it last then I WANT IT BACK.
ive been so patient with you and your forgetfulness.
skank!

You want what back?
This cauliflower is going bad, it's all pink. Ruins the taste of the dip.

 

[zeb1094]

It frigin' snowed last night.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I read that as six diapers in my make up bag


Jesus I'm tired.

*pats* poor thing.

The little bastards did make a run for it! I knew it! Are you holding them for ransom?!

Yes, give me all your avatars and no one gets hurt!

Two dykes with PMS in the same bed. Not pretty.

*spanks them* Omg, it's like my fantasy.

 

[Rhys]

yeah I know

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yeah I know

Do you know where my car keys are?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*blurt*

Hahaha, sorry, you must have me confused with someone less vicious.

 

[entitled]

mmmmyep. Just what i thought.

 

[The_Fool]

Do you know where my car keys are?

Right where you left them...

 

[zeb1094]

mmmmyep. Just what i thought.

You been reading my mind again?

 

[Guest]

May I curl up and hide right here?

And if someone doesn’t mind, could you just tell me it’s all gonna be okay and that I didn’t do anything wrong?

Tell my heart and this sick knot in my tummy, too.

I just wanted … I just ….

I just ... want.

*alittle late*
What was it that you kept telling me 'big sis'....
breathe love....just breath
*hugs her tightly*