Isolated Blurt Thread

[entitled]

Oh i wish i were an Oscar Mayer wiener

 

[zeb1094]

if kisses could heal broken bones.... then I would have been healed weeks ago...lol

That's good to hear, everyone needs some kisses .

 

[zeb1094]

Oh i wish i were an Oscar Mayer wiener

I got one with mustard, relish, onions, tomatoes and a kosher dill pickle.

Mmmmm good.

 

[Guest]

Oh i wish i were an Oscar Mayer wiener

my bologna has a first name.... its O-S-C-A-R....

 

[entitled]

I got one with mustard, relish, onions, tomatoes and a kosher dill pickle.

Mmmmm good.

i like mine with lettuce ant tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potato

Oh wait. That's cheeseburgers.

 

[entitled]

my bologna has a first name.... its O-S-C-A-R....

Hot dogs
Armour hot dogs

 

[zeb1094]

i like mine with lettuce ant tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potato

Oh wait. That's cheeseburgers.

Cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers, chips, Pepsi no Coke.

 

[entitled]

Cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers, chips, Pepsi no Coke.

two all beef patties
special sauce
lettuce
cheese
pickles
onions
on a sesame seed bun

 

[lil_elvis]

two all beef patties
special sauce
lettuce
cheese
pickles
onions
on a sesame seed bun

on mine, hold the pickle

 

[Guest]

 

[Celtic Princess]

My head hurts, again.


Also, I want the asshole riding the dirt bike up and down my street to die. I've seriously considered laying out tree branches for said asshole to trip over. Maybe they'll break their neck and quit making the fucking noise.




<make the pain stop>

 

[carsonshepherd]

<make the pain stop>

wish I could

 

[zeb1094]

My head hurts, again.


Also, I want the asshole riding the dirt bike up and down my street to die. I've seriously considered laying out tree branches for said asshole to trip over. Maybe they'll break their neck and quit making the fucking noise.




<make the pain stop>

Tacks and Nails work better, or glass shards.

If that don't work there is always the preferred method, shotgun.

 

[zeb1094]

two all beef patties
special sauce
lettuce
cheese
pickles
onions
on a sesame seed bun

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked

 

[Celtic Princess]

wish I could

I don't know what it is about the last three days, but I'm so over it. I'm really worried that it will turn into another migraine/rebound cycle.

Tacks and Nails work better, or glass shards.

If that don't work there is always the preferred method, shotgun.

tacks/nails/glass shards can all be written off as just a road side hazard. Tree limbs finding their way across the road can't be mistaken for anything less than intentional.


I don't have a shotgun. And the report from my handgun would make my head hurt more.


I'd love to go talk to the "kid's" parents, but it's not a fucking kid. It's an adult. Who won't slow down long enough for me to ask him to knock the shit off.


I'm bitchy when I'm in pain.

 

[zeb1094]

I don't know what it is about the last three days, but I'm so over it. I'm really worried that it will turn into another migraine/rebound cycle.









tacks/nails/glass shards can all be written off as just a road side hazard. Tree limbs finding their way across the road can't be mistaken for anything less than intentional.


I don't have a shotgun. And the report from my handgun would make my head hurt more.


I'd love to go talk to the "kid's" parents, but it's not a fucking kid. It's an adult. Who won't slow down long enough for me to ask him to knock the shit off.


I'm bitchy when I'm in pain.

Then write a fictional account of his bad habits and post it, then snail mail him the URL so he can read about himself - use latex gloves while handling the paper and envelope, don't lick the stamp and mail it from a post box in another zipcode. Always remember the gloves, no return address either.

 

[yui]

I don't know what it is about the last three days, but I'm so over it. I'm really worried that it will turn into another migraine/rebound cycle.









tacks/nails/glass shards can all be written off as just a road side hazard. Tree limbs finding their way across the road can't be mistaken for anything less than intentional.


I don't have a shotgun. And the report from my handgun would make my head hurt more.


I'd love to go talk to the "kid's" parents, but it's not a fucking kid. It's an adult. Who won't slow down long enough for me to ask him to knock the shit off.


I'm bitchy when I'm in pain.

Peace, CP. And incapacitating road hazards for the person on the motorcycle since he's an adult.

 

[rgraham666]

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

 

[yui]

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

It just sounds like "shit" when I say it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

The alcoholic's weapons are anxiety and anger. The alcoholic provokes these feelings in others to avoid the consequences of drinking, and to give himself an excuse to keep drinking.

 

[yui]

The alcoholic's weapons are anxiety and anger. The alcoholic provokes these feelings in others to avoid the consequences of drinking, and to give himself an excuse to keep drinking.

Peace, Carson, peace.

 

[joeys-game]

The alcoholic's weapons are anxiety and anger. The alcoholic provokes these feelings in others to avoid the consequences of drinking, and to give himself an excuse to keep drinking.

 

[Celtic Princess]

Peace, CP. And incapacitating road hazards for the person on the motorcycle since he's an adult.

Thank you, Yui.


The person on the dirt bike has run out of gas, I think. They are no longer making the icky noise and I didn't even have to make them have an accident. Less effort on my part is a good thing right now.

 

[maggot420]

i think i have a broken articulator

 

[logophile]

I miss all of you already.