Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

There's a few left, I dare not eat any more. I got one of those large fun bags, ostensibly for the sprog to nibble over the weekend .............dammit, he's gone all healthy eating on me!! I had to eat them myself.

Oh, the hardship. *wipes brow with back of hand, in time-honoured melodramatic manner*.

Yes, my heart is breaking for you, I can see you now sitting there trying to hold your hand back as it plummets towards your mouth at light speed.

 

[matriarch]

Yes, my heart is breaking for you, I can see you now sitting there trying to hold your hand back as it plummets towards your mouth at light speed.

Exactly! I knew you would understand, oh sympathetic one. Add to that the torture of working through the bag of Chocolate Brazils from Thorntons, and you can see I've had a very trying weekend.

I have to do something instead of the cigarettes I can't have because part of the tenancy clause of this place is NO SMOKING, so I have to go outside to smoke. Currently, and most of the weekend, we appear to have been in the middle of a stationery rain belt. Its going nowhere except down my neck, in my shoes, and all over my cigarette. No fun.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Exactly! I knew you would understand, oh sympathetic one. Add to that the torture of working through the bag of Chocolate Brazils from Thorntons, and you can see I've had a very trying weekend.

I have to do something instead of the cigarettes I can't have because part of the tenancy clause of this place is NO SMOKING, so I have to go outside to smoke. Currently, and most of the weekend, we appear to have been in the middle of a stationery rain belt. Its going nowhere except down my neck, in my shoes, and all over my cigarette. No fun.

I think you need ice cream too. I'm out of cigarettes right now...it's very sad.

 

[matriarch]

I think you need ice cream too. I'm out of cigarettes right now...it's very sad.

I have plenty of cigs, its just pissing with rain.....and I haven't had one now for around 4 hours.

As for the ice cream......it'd only exacerbate my slowly diminishing headache.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I have plenty of cigs, its just pissing with rain.....and I haven't had one now for around 4 hours.

As for the ice cream......it'd only exacerbate my slowly diminishing headache.

I'll send you some sunshine for some cigs????

 

[matriarch]

I'll send you some sunshine for some cigs????

Tis a deal.
I'm currently togging up like Sherpa Tensing, simply to go outside for a ciggie before I retire for the night.

And some lunatic has been letting off fireworks.......at almost 10 at night. God knows how many pacemakers have been jolted into overdrive amongst the residents.....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Tis a deal.
I'm currently togging up like Sherpa Tensing, simply to go outside for a ciggie before I retire for the night.

And some lunatic has been letting off fireworks.......at almost 10 at night. God knows how many pacemakers have been jolted into overdrive amongst the residents.....

Well you try to stay dry Sherpatriarch.
Just yell "Fuck Off'' really loud, that is what I would do.

 

[matriarch]

Well you try to stay dry Sherpatriarch.
Just yell "Fuck Off'' really loud, that is what I would do.

Good god woman, shouting is no good. Most of them are deaf as well.

They probably hardly heard the fireworks.

Sherpatriach signing out.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Good god woman, shouting is no good. Most of them are deaf as well.

They probably hardly heard the fireworks.

Sherpatriach signing out.

Ciao bella.

 

[Guest]

 

[entitled]

*sneeze*

 

[yui]

This is so bad for me.

Why do I do it? The anxiety isn't worth the payoff. I'm going to go vomit with frustration now.

 

[Guest]

took a dive into the sea of discontent
held my breath
and took a look about
all around me, discord, disharmony
but as i exhaled
the bubbles of hope rose to the surface
i followed the trail
and rose up to inhale
the sweet sanguine serenity

 

[BigAndTall]

This is so bad for me.

Why do I do it? The anxiety isn't worth the payoff. I'm going to go vomit with frustration now.

My sentiments exactly.

 

[carsonshepherd]

They're eyes, people. Not orbs.

 

[carsonshepherd]

took a dive into the sea of discontent
held my breath
and took a look about
all around me, discord, disharmony
but as i exhaled
the bubbles of hope rose to the surface
i followed the trail
and rose up to inhale
the sweet sanguine serenity

beautiful

 

[Liar]

I'm gonna flunk.
But it's worth it.

 

[Guest]

beautiful

i didn't even know i needed to hear that
thank you, handsome.

 

[sophia jane]

I'm gonna flunk.
But it's worth it.

Really? I'm gonna get a B and I'm freaking out.

 

[carsonshepherd]

i didn't even know i needed to hear that
thank you, handsome.

No, thank you, that really spoke to me.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

DOES ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE KNOW HOW TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH BESIDES ME??!!



Sorry, we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread...

 

[yui]

My sentiments exactly.

They're eyes, people. Not orbs.

*giving you The Evil Orb*

I'm gonna flunk.
But it's worth it.

I hope you enjoyed it.

Really? I'm gonna get a B and I'm freaking out.

It's okay; strive for perfection, but accept excellence.

 

[Guest]

DOES ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE KNOW HOW TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH BESIDES ME??!!



Sorry, we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread...

you can be such a woman sometimes.

 

[china-doll]

you can be such a woman sometimes.

I know.

 

[entitled]

Where wolf?

There wolf!