lesbiaphrodite
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I'm daydreaming. That thread about vaginas has completely made work impossible. Now, I can't stop thinking about women. Jeez. You'd think I was 16.
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Salvor-Hardon
A kiss is still a kiss
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I want peanut butter cookies, but I'm in no condition to make them myself.
Why are there no girl scouts selling now, when I need them?
Why are there no girl scouts selling now, when I need them?
TheeGoatPig
There is no R in my name
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I am so sick of cruising along in the fast lane only to be cut off by someone driving five to ten miles under the speed limit. It happened to me at least three times today.
TheeGoatPig
There is no R in my name
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Hello and welcome to the lonely hearts brigade. I will be your waiter. Table for one?
knitedreams
Really Experienced
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Trying to get back to writing.
I've finally crawled up from academic hell. Too bad I have to go back.
I've finally crawled up from academic hell. Too bad I have to go back.
Chantilyvamp
Confidently Neurotic!
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Why is that during the week we can not hardly pry the 5 year old out of bed for school. Come the weekend though she is up so damn early I cringe. *yawns*
DirtyPrettyOne
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Mmmmm...that was so fucking hot, baby...
I feel so happy right now...but then good orgasms do that, don't they?
I feel so happy right now...but then good orgasms do that, don't they?
FallingToFly
Political Stance: Porn
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We talk in lyrics
And I sleep like I want to die
This isn't how love is supposed to be.
And I sleep like I want to die
This isn't how love is supposed to be.
Katyusha
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I feel ya there. That kind of crap is getting worse and worse where I live too. I'm also sick of the idiots who run red lights and stop signs to make a right turn in front of me and then cruise five to ten miles an hour under the speed limit on a two-lane road. If you're in such a hurry that you MUST run a legal stop on a road where nobody can pass you then for god's sake DON'T tie up all the traffic you just got in front of!!
Independent Blurt: Star Trek comes out on DVD on Tuesday.
TheeGoatPig
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I feel ya there. That kind of crap is getting worse and worse where I live too. I'm also sick of the idiots who run red lights and stop signs to make a right turn in front of me and then cruise five to ten miles an hour under the speed limit on a two-lane road. If you're in such a hurry that you MUST run a legal stop on a road where nobody can pass you then for god's sake DON'T tie up all the traffic you just got in front of!!
Independent Blurt: Star Trek comes out on DVD on Tuesday.
Yeah, that one has always puzzled me too.
And I wonder if I will be buying any DVDs for a while. I haven't for quite a while. I'm surprised, because I liked a few movies that have come out on DVD since I stopped my buying spree.
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I spoke to my kung fu instructor this morning at my private lesson, and we come to the conclusion that I will not be testing for my next level on Saturday. I just don't feel confident enough in my two man applications to be able to pass the test this time around. Maybe in the spring I will feel practiced enough.
FallingToFly
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I feel like the flowers in this vase
He just brought’em home one day
Ain’t they beautiful he said
They been here in the kitchen
And the waters turnin’ gray
They’re sittin’ in the vase but now they’re dead
Dead flowers
I feel like this long string of lights
They lit up our whole house on Christmas Day
But now it’s January and now the bulbs are all burned out
But still they hang, like dead flowers
He ain’t feeling anything
My love, my hurt, or the sting of this rain
I’m living in a hurricane
All he can say is man ain’t it such a nice day
Yeah yeah
I feel like that small string of lights
You said we won’t go far but we’re still rollin
I look in the rear view and I see dead flowers in the yard
And that string of lights they ain’t glowin’
Like dead flowers
Like dead flowers
He ain’t feeling anything
My love, my hurt, or the sting of this rain
I’m driving through a hurricane
All he can say is man ain’t it such a nice day
Hey hey, I guess we’ll just go to waste
Like dead flowers
Like dead flowers
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea
He just brought’em home one day
Ain’t they beautiful he said
They been here in the kitchen
And the waters turnin’ gray
They’re sittin’ in the vase but now they’re dead
Dead flowers
I feel like this long string of lights
They lit up our whole house on Christmas Day
But now it’s January and now the bulbs are all burned out
But still they hang, like dead flowers
He ain’t feeling anything
My love, my hurt, or the sting of this rain
I’m living in a hurricane
All he can say is man ain’t it such a nice day
Yeah yeah
I feel like that small string of lights
You said we won’t go far but we’re still rollin
I look in the rear view and I see dead flowers in the yard
And that string of lights they ain’t glowin’
Like dead flowers
Like dead flowers
He ain’t feeling anything
My love, my hurt, or the sting of this rain
I’m driving through a hurricane
All he can say is man ain’t it such a nice day
Hey hey, I guess we’ll just go to waste
Like dead flowers
Like dead flowers
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea
Katyusha
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Because they like to grow to twenty times their regular volume when they freeze. It's their way of one, telling you they don't like to be frozen, and two, telling you that you could, in fact, quench your thirst with them if you drank twenty of them.
TheeGoatPig
There is no R in my name
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You aren't though. You are living, and vibrant, and other words that compliment you that I can't put a finger on right now
FallingToFly
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You aren't though. You are living, and vibrant, and other words that compliment you that I can't put a finger on right now
You are entirely deserved, my dear mutated friend.
TheeGoatPig
There is no R in my name
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You are entirely deserved, my dear mutated friend.
Gene spliced
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I'm using my air conditioner in November...
CrimsonMaiden
Pretty in Pink
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That's normal for kids. One of my boys was up early both yesterday and today but I have to repeatedly stay on them for about 20 minutes during the week to get them to roll out of bed.
TheeGoatPig
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You aren't though. You are living, and vibrant, and gosh darn it, people like you
Took me a couple hours, but I finally figured out a proper ending to that sentence
Chantilyvamp
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Just think..........
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey
instead of a turkey, we would all be having
a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!....
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey
instead of a turkey, we would all be having
a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!....
andy_charles
Writing Naughty Things
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Why is it, whenever I have the time to actually do something I want to do, I never get round to doing it?
Chantilyvamp
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Just because someone gives you horse shoes, it doesn't mean you have to buy a horse.
Nope, it means they can be used as projectiles at ignorant people
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