Isolated Blurt Thread

[Blackie Malone]

Okay, stop shitting around, you know you have to do it. think of it as part of a 12 step program....you can't keep tormenting yourself no matter how much fun it is...plus we're out of neosporin.

Loser.

 

[Samandiriel]

Loser.

Bitch.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Me, myself and Irenediriel.

 

[Samandiriel]

Me, myself and Irenediriel.

Rent it today.

 

[matriarch]

Let the Missy answer but I always thought it was "Here's looking at You-ee"

Don't sweat it Yui, it comes when you least expect it. I met my wife thirty two years ago, we married a few weeks later, both of us were in long term relationships at the time. I still haven't gotton over the shock, or the pleasure.

Exactly.
One relationship of 32 years over and almost done.......go to a wedding, and fall in love. Head over heels. Kinda unexpected to put it mildly, at my age. I'm looking forward to another 32 years.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Rent it today.

Can't I just borrow your copy?

 

[Samandiriel]

Can't I just borrow your copy?

It's a bootleg but don't tell anyone.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It's a bootleg but don't tell anyone.

Who me?

*rummages through drawer for really loud whistle*

 

[Samandiriel]

Who me?

*rummages through drawer for really loud whistle*

I knew I could trust you.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I knew I could trust you.

Got ciggies?

 

[Samandiriel]

Got ciggies?

A few and coffee.........almost up to over a pack a day now.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

A few and coffee.........almost up to over a pack a day now.

Decided lung cancer was a better way to go?

wtf?

Hey, is your buddy better yet? Got a rescheduled breakfast?

 

[Samandiriel]

Decided lung cancer was a better way to go?

wtf?

Hey, is your buddy better yet? Got a rescheduled breakfast?

I thought I was choking on some raisins today but it was only my lungs.

She still has a cold and we are going to try another time. found out she had a degenerative eye disease and will eventually be blind. Yes, we laughed about it...that's the kind of friends we are.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I thought I was choking on some raisins today but it was only my lungs.

She still has a cold and we are going to try another time. found out she had a degenerative eye disease and will eventually be blind. Yes, we laughed about it...that's the kind of friends we are.

Sorry to hear about that. I figured you had a good chuckle about her future blindness. Hey, maybe she'll get one of those cool seeing-eye dogs and you can dress it up according to holiday seasons.

 

[Samandiriel]

Sorry to hear about that. I figured you had a good chuckle about her future blindness. Hey, maybe she'll get one of those cool seeing-eye dogs and you can dress it up according to holiday seasons.

I'll dress her up to match it!!!
She's taking it rather well, it might not be for years yet and then she'll only have peripheral vision so I can stand in front of her and make faces.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'll dress her up to match it!!!
She's taking it rather well, it might not be for years yet and then she'll only have peripheral vision so I can stand in front of her and make faces.

Wait for your boy to 'accidentally' smack you in the back of the head while you're doing it, so it sticks that way.

And I want pictures.

 

[Samandiriel]

Wait for your boy to 'accidentally' smack you in the back of the head while you're doing it, so it sticks that way.

And I want pictures.

I'll make you a poster for your living room.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'll make you a poster for your living room.

WHOOP!

Can you have some of the farm kids draped over your shoulders?

 

[Samandiriel]

WHOOP!

Can you have some of the farm kids draped over your shoulders?

But surely.........better yet, a life size cut out you can use for Halloween.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

But surely.........better yet, a life size cut out you can use for Halloween.

Why don't you just pack up the kids and come down here for Halloween? The whole yard's decorated. We're all dressing up. Gonna have tons and tons of candy and the surrounding four counties choose our street to trick-or-treat on.

 

[Samandiriel]

Why don't you just pack up the kids and come down here for Halloween? The whole yard's decorated. We're all dressing up. Gonna have tons and tons of candy and the surrounding four counties choose our street to trick-or-treat on.

I would but I promised Skank I would go to her place...next year?? I'll come early in the month and make extra decorations....I have a spare mannequin.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I would but I promised Skank I would go to her place...next year?? I'll come early in the month and make extra decorations....I have a spare mannequin.

Hell yeah! That'd be awesome!

How's it going with Skank's boy?

 

[arienette]

*sings* It's Violent Pornography! Choking chicks and sodomy

 

[Samandiriel]

Hell yeah! That'd be awesome!

How's it going with Skank's boy?

Helloween comes to the lone star.

Not sure, haven't really heard anything....I think he may have a trial coming up, I'll have to find out. She's doing much better plus planning for the wedding will be fun.

 

[Samandiriel]

*sings* It's Violent Pornography! Choking chicks and sodomy

Little shit.............oh, I owe you an apology for being a hypocritical asshole...I'll explain it on Thursday when you come up.