Isolated Blurt Thread

[Gi_Venus]

Ugh! Coffee! Must...have....more.....Coffee!

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I think I'm going to do absolutely nothing today. Screw it.

 

[The_Darkness]

Goddamn am I horny right now....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Goddamn am I horny right now....

Me too! I'm writing the mother of all sex scenes right now, so I'm afraid if I masturbate, it might make me lose my writing mojo.

 

[The_Darkness]

Me too! I'm writing the mother of all sex scenes right now, so I'm afraid if I masturbate, it might make me lose my writing mojo.

I hate it when that happens...

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I love days like this. No worries. No headaches. Just time at home spent playing around with my puppy. The sky is clear. The trees are thick and green. Ahhhh. Peace.

 

[damppanties]

The headache will not go away.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Leave me alone, it's nothing to do with you.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

The headache will not go away.

Leave me alone, it's nothing to do with you.

a and hug for you both.

~~~~~


I hate finals, it's doing my head in. I'm dreaming this crap now. 9 more days.

 

[oggbashan]

After 45 years I had forgotten that some Welsh beers cause irritation during urination.

Ouch! The reminder was painful.

I still have eight bottles to drink.

Now if only I could remember WHICH Welsh beers caused pain in the penis...

Og

 

[The_Darkness]

After 45 years I had forgotten that some Welsh beers cause irritation during urination.

Ouch! The reminder was painful.

I still have eight bottles to drink.

Now if only I could remember WHICH Welsh beers caused pain in the penis...

Og

Welsh Beer = Painful Penis? Damn, man! To hell with that!

 

[oggbashan]

Welsh Beer = Painful Penis? Damn, man! To hell with that!

It had the same effect as having a catheter removed.

N.B. It is only SOME Welsh beer.

Og

 

[The_Darkness]

It had the same effect as having a catheter removed.

N.B. It is only SOME Welsh beer.

Og

Um. Ow. I blasted a kidney stone out while cumming once...never had a catheter put in (or taken out...) I don't think that sounds like a fun time. Unless the beer has magical properties that make it worth it....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It had the same effect as having a catheter removed.

N.B. It is only SOME Welsh beer.

Og

Jesus! I wonder what does it, the yeast maybe? Explosive jock itch.

 

[The_Darkness]

Jesus! I wonder what does it, the yeast maybe? Explosive jock itch.

Again. Yikes.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Some people are so utterly predictable. It's simply boring.

 

[Katyusha]

Well, it's not anything like sherbet in terms of its consistency, but the white-colored lemon-flavored snow is still pretty good.

 

[Katyusha]

Did I seriously just do that? Wonder if I'll get picked...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Some people are so utterly predictable. It's simply boring.

I'm sorry. I try to be random and fun, but I just don't know how some days.

 

[pinupkitty]

Put a paddle in his hand and suddenly he's an all-star? I wish.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Another fucking day. Why can't tomorrow just not happen. There's always another day. Life just goes on and on and it never stops.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Another fucking day. Why can't tomorrow just not happen. There's always another day. Life just goes on and on and it never stops.

don't wish for the days to stop, turning you'll miss the little things, like footprints in the sand and the satisfying sound of a shutter click.

~

I'm going to be late but i don't care...

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I'm sorry. I try to be random and fun, but I just don't know how some days.

Oh sweetie, you're wonderful. I was thinking of a certain someone in my life whose predictable cruelty has left me rather disheartened.

 

[The_Darkness]

Strep throat! It's fun that the whole family can enjoy!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

My sister is going to Vegas in October/November and I am not