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I swear that the smoker in this building waits until he hears me open the office window before he goes out there. :mad:
 
Woo hoo! He was MY idea! :D


Hmmm, I've never actually read anything he's written. Prolly ought to fix that before I meet him.
 
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arrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!
I can't fucking stand the bitch!
*growls* damn drama queen. :mad:
(unrelated to anyone at lit)
 
arrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!
I can't fucking stand the bitch!
*growls* damn drama queen. :mad:
(unrelated to anyone at lit)

*Gently massages your shoulders and neck*

*Kisses the back of you neck*

*Licks your ear*

*Reaches around and gentle pinches your nipples*



DAMN, I don't know if that did you any good, but it was GREAT for me!!!! :D
 
*Gently massages your shoulders and neck*

*Kisses the back of you neck*

*Licks your ear*

*Reaches around and gentle pinches your nipples*



DAMN, I don't know if that did you any good, but it was GREAT for me!!!! :D

you definitely made me smile
thanks babe :kiss:

and.....don't stop :p
 
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! I have a pinched nerve on the back of my right shoulder blade and it is killing me! :(
 
So after 30 minutes of a three hour class the teacher started deferring the questions of other students to me. Why am I PAYING to take this class and why the fuck aren't I getting paid to teach it?

It's gonna be a long time until August at this rate....
 
I KNEW he was gay.

I don't know whether it was supposed to be a pretty quiet thing, and he doesn't go telling everyone, but he didn't have to make the effort to do so, K did it for him :rolleyes: hehe...
 
you,

a little over a year ago you wanted to kick my ass....well you're going to be over here....come get me....we'll see who's ass gets kicked.:cool:
 
Conversation with child on tuesday in the car on the way to the hospital..

She said she wanted a dog or a cat and we said we couldnt because of her dad's allergies but that she could get one when she grows up and has her own place.

Her: maybe I'll just stay with you
Us: Well that's fine
her: I'm thinking Imight need a bigger room <pause> and a bigger bed
Us: laughing
 
Blurt 1: I am tired of the rain.

Blurt 2: I have finally moved on after she put me through the ringer one too many times.

Blurt 3: I want pizza for lunch today, and I'm going to have it. Pepperoni. Onions. Peppers. Mushrooms. Yeah!
 
The Gas Man Cometh...

Our Gas Meter was in the back of a corner cupboard in our kitchen. There was no way that I could reach it to turn off the gas supply if we had a gas leak.

We wanted it moved to a box semi-concealed in the ground outside the house. The gas suppliers wanted to change the meter for a more modern one but took one look at where it was and said "No way!".

We had to write an application to have the gas meter moved because it was unsafe for me. Three months later the gas company agreed that they would do the work at no charge because it was a safety issue and I'm a disabled pensioner.

On the first day, the first contractor arrived. Three men dug a hole. They left the hole with barriers around it.

On the second day, the second contractor arrived. Two men fitted the semi-concealed box in the hole and connected it to the external gas supply. They cut off the old meter so we had no gas supply at all. They went away leaving the hole unfilled.

On the third day, after I had made several phone calls, the third contractor didn't arrive. What did I expect? It was a Saturday of a Bank Holiday weekend.

But on that day the first contractor returned with three men to fill in the hole, leaving the block work to be done by someone else. They left the smaller hole with barriers around it.

Nothing happened on the fourth and fifth days because it was a Bank Holiday weekend.

Nothing happened on the sixth day because it was the day after a Bank Holiday Monday.

On the seventh day, Wednesday, the fourth contractor with two men, arrived to replace the block work around the new meter. While they were working the third contractor arrived with two men to fit the new meter in the box but couldn't because the fourth contractor was still working. The third contractor went away to have lunch for two hours.

When the third contractor returned, with two men, they fitted the new meter but "Sorry. We can't fit it to your internal gas supply. We don't do that."

Apparently in most of the UK they do, but not in SE England despite the paperwork saying that the new meter will be connected to the house's piping if it is no longer than two metres. The distance was the thickness of the house wall, about one third of a metre but it would have meant working inside the kitchen cupboard.

So far everything had been at no cost to me.

We had to call out our own plumber who came with two men and fitted the new meter, outside the house, to the gas pipe inside the house. They had to knock the inside of the kitchen cabinets around with heavy hammers to get access. We had to pay 160 pounds for that work.

While our own plumber, and his mate, were working to connect the gas supply the first contractor returned to collect the barriers that had been left around the now filled-in hole.

We have gas again after six days without. We could cook because our cooker and hob are electric. We had hot water because we had an electric immersion heater when we changed the hot water tank - just in case. We had no heating except an open coal fire and the weather was unseasonably cool. We didn't bother with the coal fire. We just added another layer of clothing and bedding.

Soon we will need to replace our hot water boiler.

We won't be asking our gas supplier to quote.

Should I bill them for thirty-six cups of tea?

Og
 
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