Isolated Blurt Thread

[Safe_Bet]

You know that part in The Princess Bride where Humperdinck grabs Buttercup by the arm and drags her to a room where he locks her up, and all the while he's growling, "I would not say such things if I were youuuuuuuuu!" ?

That's going on in my head about something. I want to say it out loud. But that would be bad. So instead I will say: I bought organic walnuts. I like walnuts. I should bake them so they're crispier, but I haven't used my oven yet and I just don't feel like baking nuts. But I should eat the walnuts someday, because I spent money on them, and I really have nothing personal against the walnuts. I just want them to be crunchier.

And I still want to kiss that waitress.
Oh, and don't see The International, for the love of all that's holy. Just don't.

Nuts. How apropos...

*roasted, crunchy nuts sounds a little too "Donner Partyish" though... *

Waitresskissing. Hmmm.

You know what? Claire offered to deliver flowers (tomorrow)!!!
I am wondering whether to take her up on it or not.

Accepting flowers is not a bad thing. Sending nude pictures to me is not a bad thing. You should really, really try to work harder on your "is not a bad thing"s. Just saying...

 

[damppanties]

Accepting flowers is not a bad thing. Sending nude pictures to me is not a bad thing. You should really, really try to work harder on your "is not a bad thing"s. Just saying...

It's the sending of flowers I'm thinking about, Betsy, not accepting.

 

[Misty_Morning]

It's the sending of flowers I'm thinking about, Betsy, not accepting.

Ooooo....who's the lucky person?

The "guy" you told me about?

doitdoitdoit......

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hehehe, I was just watching Star Trek 2, The Wrath of Kahn. In it, Kahn stated that he was marooned in space initially in 1996. Twelve years ago

 

[damppanties]

Ooooo....who's the lucky person?

The "guy" you told me about?

doitdoitdoit......

No, not him.

 

[Safe_Bet]

It's the sending of flowers I'm thinking about, Betsy, not accepting.

Better yet! send flowers... send pictures... you're on a roll!

 

[damppanties]

Better yet! send flowers... send pictures... you're on a roll!

Oooh. He might like pictures with the flowers, you think? Hmmm... *ponders*

 

[Gi_Venus]

okay, Good sign. She did not run screaming into the night.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I know you know we know... ummm, I forgot where that was going.

 

[wafflemtl]

okay, Good sign. She did not run screaming into the night.

Coooooooooooooooooooooooool !
Told you, you are not frightenning *run*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

The one note in this song is too similar to someone signing onto one of my IM prgrams from the past. I don't have any IMs running anymore, but it is still confusing.

 

[Katyusha]

The Simpsons has a new title sequence.

 

[bluebell]

Waitresskissing. Hmmm.

You know what? Claire offered to deliver flowers (tomorrow)!!!
I am wondering whether to take her up on it or not.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claire can be meeeee! Take her up on it!

Didn't I tell you? Man. I love when I'm right.

No, not him.

Still, listen to the woman: DO IT.

Oooh. He might like pictures with the flowers, you think? Hmmm... *ponders*

And again, I'm all about you doing it. Doing it however, whenever...just do it. Do ANYTHING. Run up to him and rub yourself all over his body for all I care. Just doooooooo it, pwease.

And if not that, then Betsy's got the right idea about nekkid pics. He needs. Yes, needs them.

 

[Safe_Bet]

And if not that, then Betsy's got the right idea about nekkid pics. He needs. Yes, needs them.

The hell with him! I've been asking for them WAY longer!

'Sides with me they will be appreciated and sufficiently ogled. They are few people who ogle better than I do! If you don't believe me, send me those neked picks and I'll prove it! Either way, you DESERVE to be ogled by the best!

Sincerely,

Safe_Bet
Professional Ogler

 

[bluebell]

The hell with him! I've been asking for them WAY longer!

'Sides with me they will be appreciated and sufficiently ogled. They are few people who ogle better than I do! If you don't believe me, send me those neked picks and I'll prove it! Either way, you DESERVE to be ogled by the best!

Sincerely,

Safe_Bet
Professional Ogler

*laugh* If you work on her long enough, she might actually comply. Just keep trying. She appreciates good effort. *nod*


P.S. for Dampy: I'm still dying laughing about the butt punching. Gawd.

 

[Safe_Bet]

*laugh* If you work on her long enough, she might actually comply. Just keep trying. She appreciates good effort. *nod*

No. I've finally come to the realization that she is a Neked Picture Sender Tease. She should be sent to NPST Anonymous.

"Hello. My name is damppanties and I never send neked pictures."

"Hi, damppanties, you mean, evil, Neked Picture Sender Tease, you."

"But I really am trying - honest."

"Don't lie to us! You neked picture teased a poor, defenseless lesbian, just today, you bitch! You should be ashamed! You are a disgrace to this 12 step program! Get your Neked Picture Sender Teasing butt out of here till you make amends to that woman!"

See what I mean? It really is sad that she turned out this way. One of these days, we'll see her laying in the gutter, clutching a brown paper bag full of the neked pictures she never sent. Pitiful, really. Quite sad. Such a wasted life that should have been so full of hope and happiness that only high quality ogling can provide...

P.S. for Dampy: I'm still dying laughing about the butt punching. Gawd.

And now I find out that she is a "Butt Puncher" too! See where this life of immoral depravity is leading her? What next? Titty twisting, beaver bopping or, gawd help us, weenie wacking?

 

[kimbalee]

SB, you crack me up! I love your sense of humor. (hug)

just a question, if I never offer to send the nekkid pics in the first place, then I don't have to join dampy, right?

 

[Gi_Venus]

she did not run screaming into the night but I feel like it. *sigh* crap.

 

[Safe_Bet]

SB, you crack me up! I love your sense of humor. (hug)

just a question, if I never offer to send the nekkid pics in the first place, then I don't have to join dampy, right?

Sorry, but the mere fact that you never offered means that you realize that you have a problem, now doesn't it? Be honest with yourself.

But don't worry. You still can save yourself from sinking to the level that "certain" people have sunken.

I have faith in you! Come on - repeat after me: "Yes, I have been a Neked Picure Sender Tease, but I am going to send SB a neked picture tonight!" One neked picture at a time is all it takes to start on the road to recovery.

I'm SO proud of you! Now all you have to do is hit send!

 

[damppanties]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claire can be meeeee! Take her up on it!

Didn't I tell you? Man. I love when I'm right.

LOL.

Still, listen to the woman: DO IT.


And again, I'm all about you doing it. Doing it however, whenever...just do it. Do ANYTHING. Run up to him and rub yourself all over his body for all I care. Just doooooooo it, pwease.

And if not that, then Betsy's got the right idea about nekkid pics. He needs. Yes, needs them.

I hate you.

The hell with him! I've been asking for them WAY longer!

'Sides with me they will be appreciated and sufficiently ogled. They are few people who ogle better than I do! If you don't believe me, send me those neked picks and I'll prove it! Either way, you DESERVE to be ogled by the best!

Sincerely,

Safe_Bet
Professional Ogler

*laugh* If you work on her long enough, she might actually comply. Just keep trying. She appreciates good effort. *nod*


P.S. for Dampy: I'm still dying laughing about the butt punching. Gawd.

No. I've finally come to the realization that she is a Neked Picture Sender Tease. She should be sent to NPST Anonymous.

"Hello. My name is damppanties and I never send neked pictures."

"Hi, damppanties, you mean, evil, Neked Picture Sender Tease, you."

"But I really am trying - honest."

"Don't lie to us! You neked picture teased a poor, defenseless lesbian, just today, you bitch! You should be ashamed! You are a disgrace to this 12 step program! Get your Neked Picture Sender Teasing butt out of here till you make amends to that woman!"

See what I mean? It really is sad that she turned out this way. One of these days, we'll see her laying in the gutter, clutching a brown paper bag full of the neked pictures she never sent. Pitiful, really. Quite sad. Such a wasted life that should have been so full of hope and happiness that only high quality ogling can provide...

And now I find out that she is a "Butt Puncher" too! See where this life of immoral depravity is leading her? What next? Titty twisting, beaver bopping or, gawd help us, weenie wacking?

Wait, wait! Bluebs is the butt puncher. I am innocent!

SB, you crack me up! I love your sense of humor. (hug)

just a question, if I never offer to send the nekkid pics in the first place, then I don't have to join dampy, right?

Yes. Send. she might get off my back for a while.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Sorry I haven't been around, things have been mentally hectic for me. Pain has been off and on, some days better than others.

Doctor has decided to not just do a Laparoscopy, she's doing a Hysteroscopy as well. Hoping things will go fine, but preparing for things to not go my way. I'd rather be pleasantly surprised by things going well than be surprised by things not going the way we hoped...

 

[kimbalee]

Sorry I haven't been around, things have been mentally hectic for me. Pain has been off and on, some days better than others.

Doctor has decided to not just do a Laparoscopy, she's doing a Hysteroscopy as well. Hoping things will go fine, but preparing for things to not go my way. I'd rather be pleasantly surprised by things going well than be surprised by things not going the way we hoped...

sending positive energy toward you and keeping you in thoughts and prayers.

 

[wafflemtl]

she did not run screaming into the night but I feel like it. *sigh* crap.

(((((hug))))) and

 

[kimbalee]

Sorry, but the mere fact that you never offered means that you realize that you have a problem, now doesn't it? Be honest with yourself.

But don't worry. You still can save yourself from sinking to the level that "certain" people have sunken.

I have faith in you! Come on - repeat after me: "Yes, I have been a Neked Picure Sender Tease, but I am going to send SB a neked picture tonight!" One neked picture at a time is all it takes to start on the road to recovery.

I'm SO proud of you! Now all you have to do is hit send!

um, well... there would have to be one in existence ... I better work on that first. lol

Yes. Send. she might get off my back for a while.

I think you're fate is already planned for you... it's not looking good... better just send the pics and hope for the best...

(how was that, SB? think she'll buy it? lol)

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

*snerk* Safety Betsy is terrible but hilarious