Isolated Blurt Thread

[fieryjen]

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif

Transformish?

Funny, I just had that very same reaction.

 

[Trombonus]

Funny, I just had that very same reaction.

Good because that's what I was shooting for.

 

[Sandy_Fox]

Ah, 'tis the universal greeting.

Works every time.

I thought that was "Barada nikto!"?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Speaking of Transforming, or a totally different kind...

Transformed is a movie made by a few students at my kung fu school that I am about to watch for the first time (it was made when I was a new student and hardly knew the producer). I hope it's as bad as the preview I saw a couple years ago

 

[Katyusha]

Why the FUCK do people have to be goddamn lock-picking thieves? I swear to god that if I catch whoever's doing it I'm going to decapitate them myself.

 

[rgraham666]

If you're going to try and pull that telemarketing shit on me, at least find someone in India who can pronounce my last name properly.

 

[DesertPirate]

If you're going to try and pull that telemarketing shit on me, at least find someone in India who can pronounce my last name properly.

Oh crap! Must be the same ones who tried here tonight

 

[slyc_willie]

If you're going to try and pull that telemarketing shit on me, at least find someone in India who can pronounce my last name properly.

One of the few times it doesn't annoy me when someone can't pronounce my last name is when it's a telemarketer. Only someone who knows me (and who I'd want to talk to) would pronounce it correctly.

It's like an early-warning device.

 

[slyc_willie]

Nothing could ever be cuter than a two-year-old walking up to me, giving me a hug, and, with those big, round blue eyes, asking, "Cracker, please, daddy."

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

What is so hard about putting a story in the correct category? Sheesh.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bothering people is fun.
I'd really forgotten how much.
Man, it makes me miss a certain shit-stirring former Lit author.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

My phone hasn't rung all day. Weird.

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

The next person that misquotes Monte Python will be beaten badly about the head and shoulders with his or her own arm.

 

[damppanties]

 

[damppanties]

Seriously, you should see the big mark I have on the inside of my lip. I tried to eat while I was still numb.

My appointment was at 11, and I just realized I wasn't numb anymore about an hour ago. Weird. It doesn't usually last that long.

Oh. The dentist. I didn't realise this was about that. Hmmm. *pokes mouth*

 

[hollyocks]

The next person that misquotes Monte Python will be beaten badly about the head and shoulders with his or her own arm.

does that apply to people who misspell monty python as well

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

does that apply to people who misspell monty python as well

It should. Stupid bastards

I think I would really like morning if it didn't come so damn early.

 

[hollyocks]

It should. Stupid bastards

I think I would really like morning if it didn't come so damn early.

darling i know that feeling oh so well

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

darling i know that feeling oh so well

And on that note, it's time to take a shower, kill some kittens, get some breakfast and head out for work.

 

[tickledkitty]

I need a fucking drink.


9:18 a.m.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

oooooh that looks so pretty i want one too!!!!

I hope they can take care of my delivery requirements, if so, i'll order it i hope my ss will like it

and i think i am sorted for the other item

now just the personal part...

 

[tickledkitty]

How dare you lie to me when I've been nothing but honest with you from day one. I'm not stupid. Fuck you.

 

[fieryjen]

Write again.

Now.

Soon.

Please?

I'm so impatient.

 

[fieryjen]

I'm bleeding.

 

[Vermilion]

I'm bleeding.

Jen - you OK?

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