eric shawn listo
Literotica Guru
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Honey123 said:twist and shout?
RG...not under the bed.. under my desk.
Only if you twist too hard...
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Honey123 said:twist and shout?
RG...not under the bed.. under my desk.
*makes a mental note of that*eric shawn listo said:Only if you twist too hard...
Teach me, o great guru of masturbation techniques!eric shawn listo said:I am here to teach.
entitled said:Teach me, o great guru of masturbation techniques!

Have a good one dearie.eric shawn listo said:Alas, it's time for me to go...with my great knowledge.
See ya tomorrow, ladies.![]()
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thats a bad word, my mommy told me so!CrimsonMaiden said:shit! I am so stupid.
vella_ms said:thats a bad word, my mommy told me so!
ever feel like you just wanna scream but you totally lack the energy?
hrm...
eric shawn listo said:Alas, it's time for me to go...with my great knowledge.
See ya tomorrow, ladies.![]()
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stupidCrimsonMaiden said:which one? shit or stupid?
No, that would be me.CrimsonMaiden said:shit! I am so stupid.
vella_ms said:thats a bad word, my mommy told me so!
ever feel like you just wanna scream but you totally lack the energy?
hrm...
Samandiriel said:No, that would be me.![]()
Can I curl up at your feet?logophile said:You're not stupid.
You're dark and sadistic.
Two of my favorite things in a girl.
vella_ms said:stupid
why, whats wrong with shit?![]()
Samandiriel said:No, that would be me.![]()
Babe, that's just a mistake, not stupidity.CrimsonMaiden said:I have to disagree. I forgot to write down something in my check book, and now, if the check written to Wal-mart earlier in the week clears before the first of next week, my account will be overdrawn (unless I can come up with $100 before then).
isnt that like the bestest quote?logophile said:Yes.
In the words of the timeless Bare Naked Ladies -
"then ya try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn."
soul sistaOhMissScarlett said:Urgh. I'm a total spaz.![]()

*singing*vella_ms said:soul sista![]()
see? im sitting here scream singing that...OhMissScarlett said:*singing*
Go sista, soul sista...