Isolated Blurt Thread

[Chantilyvamp]

Hugs~

Tummy rub ~

Complete agreement!

can i have two tummy rubs if i refrain from asking for the breast rubs as well? I swear someone has put explosives in my boobs

I need to try and sleep even if I don't think I can

yeah i know tmi for the guys

 

[Katyusha]

Well...the discoloration of my finger is progressing nicely.

 

[Safe_Bet]

can i have two tummy rubs if i refrain from asking for the breast rubs as well? I swear someone has put explosives in my boobs

I need to try and sleep even if I don't think I can

yeah i know tmi for the guys

Yes dear, you may. Two tummy rubs and one hot water bottle coming up. Oh, and a piece of chocolate just cuz.

 

[hollyocks]

well i felt like an isolated blurt... but it's gone away now

 

[rgraham666]

Ah, go on, Rob. Ask her out. She might be thrilled.

That would be a first.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

My car door isn't closing right. I need to get it fixed. I had to climb in through the passenger seat, and that wasn't easy. Luckily, my mechanic is two buildings away from the office, or I would be climbing in through the window next time.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

so I ditched the plan to hold the door closed and just climbed int he window. When I got my mechanic's, I closed the door from the outside and broke the one button on my coat. Luckily, that button is just for decoration, and not needed.

 

[Tarakin]

Sometimes i wish no one would ever bring up that week in my life again. I still don't like to talk about it.

I sold my bike today today. She was a chopped Sportster and I loved her. I had tears in my eyes when he rode her away.

some days you just want to grab them by the necks and squeeze the very fucking life out of them for being such intolerant bastards. And today I have the mother-of-all cramps so this is one of those days.

Well...the discoloration of my finger is progressing nicely.

* Hugs *

YES!!!!

*quote*

I am very pleased to be able to tell you that you have been accepted as a Nightline Volunteer. The trainers felt that you had an excellent grasp of all the skills needed to be a good volunteer on the lines. I’d like to take this opportunity to give you my congratulations and to welcome you to the organisation.

*squeeee*

Congrats!

That would be a first.

Nevertheless, try it. Some time has to be the first time.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I signed up for a Facebook account. Not sure why though...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bleh. I hate Halloween parties. I have costume anxiety.

 

[rgraham666]

Bleh. I hate Halloween parties. I have costume anxiety.

(looks at your AV) Why?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

(looks at your AV) Why?

LOL. I'd like to say I'm afraid of wardrobe malfunctions, but clearly, I'm not. I'm scared of looking like a dork. Carson is my date and he says he's going to be a maitre 'd.

 

[rgraham666]

A busty, brassy truck stop waitress then?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

A busty, brassy truck stop waitress then?

I have a blonde wig and sunglasses, I think I'm going to go as crazy Britney.

 

[rgraham666]

Sans underwear?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hello, I'm from Belarus and I want to go to America this suumer to earn some money.
Could you be so kind to tell me what economic situation now here? Is it hard to find work now? Many thanks to you for answerring!!!!!

What the? She didn't even ask for money. I don't know what to think of this?

 

[Safe_Bet]

What the? She didn't even ask for money. I don't know what to think of this?

I think the missing operational word is "YET!"

 

[Katyusha]

Bleh. I hate Halloween parties. I have costume anxiety.

Me too...I know I should really go wash my face and figure out how to do my makeup so I don't take three hours trying to do it tomorrow but I'm not in the mood...

Blurt: I'm going to dream daggers about somebody I work with tonight, I know it.

 

[impressive]

I actually made more than my mortgage payment in royalties last month!

 

[fieryjen]

I need to just relax for a little while.

No pressure, please. Just let me sit here for a bit. Let me do things slowly.

 

[rgraham666]

I actually made more than my mortgage payment in royalties last month!

Very cool.

I need to just relax for a little while.

No pressure, please. Just let me sit here for a bit. Let me do things slowly.

*HUGS*

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

write or sleep?

write or sleep?

write or sleep?

 

[impressive]

write or sleep?

write or sleep?

write or sleep?

The cure for writer's block is insomnia.
~ someoneicantremember

 

[rgraham666]

I am really enjoying this new project.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

My car's driver side door needs new hinges. I have to climb in through the window to get into my car, because I can't get the leverage to close the door from the inside.