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Tarakin said:
Ah, that's why he promised her to pump at another place next time where he wouldn't soil the carpet or any other part of their house. A place like one offering herself next door... :devil:
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i'm not all that ageist but he is a wee bit old for me babe:devil: i'd hate for the emergency services to have to come out and get his body off me:eek: i think he's about 75 poor old sod:D
 
So, i am trying to dye my hair again with the hair henna. This time i got a more reddish brown...hopefully this one works.

I know that Misty was glad it didnt work last time...she's lucky i love her, i was so pissed off that it didnt work, she tentatively said she was glad. Anyway she says she wants me to keep my 'raven' hair...but we'll see how this turns out :)
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
So, i am trying to dye my hair again with the hair henna. This time i got a more reddish brown...hopefully this one works.

I know that Misty was glad it didnt work last time...she's lucky i love her, i was so pissed off that it didnt work, she tentatively said she was glad. Anyway she says she wants me to keep my 'raven' hair...but we'll see how this turns out :)
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last time i experimented with hair dye it was a total disaster... i looked like a bloody carrot:rolleyes::D
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
So, i am trying to dye my hair again with the hair henna. This time i got a more reddish brown...hopefully this one works.

I know that Misty was glad it didnt work last time...she's lucky i love her, i was so pissed off that it didnt work, she tentatively said she was glad. Anyway she says she wants me to keep my 'raven' hair...but we'll see how this turns out :)
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Raven hair is good. *nods* :cool:
Though I do like the coating henna gives to black hair.
 
Gosh, you'd think my "friends" would notice I was suddenly married.

*sigh* Yet another plan goes awry.
 
scheherazade_79 said:
When did that happen? :confused:

Congrats, anyway :rose:
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I'm not really married. Lady Rei and I decided to change our relationship listing on Facebook so that it says we're married. We even changed our status to say "We're eloping in Vegas." So far there has been no reaction from my friends at all. :(

I had such high hopes for this joke.

I did, however, manage to convince my ex that we were married. :p It was totally worth it. :devil:
 
Trombonus said:
I'm not really married. Lady Rei and I decided to change our relationship listing on Facebook so that it says we're married. We even changed our status to say "We're eloping in Vegas." So far there has been no reaction from my friends at all. :(

I had such high hopes for this joke.

I did, however, manage to convince my ex that we were married. :p It was totally worth it. :devil:
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Oh. Patience, then. That type of joke can take a few weeks for people to notice. Most people that look over your profile regularly probably never even look at that part, as they figure they know you well enough to not have to check it constantly.

for example, there was this waitress that I had a thing for a few years ago. One day, I noticed an engagement ring on her finger. I have no idea how long it was there though, because it wasn't something that I normally looked at on her. I figured I knew her well enough that I didn't need to constantly check her finger for such a sign of commitment.

Of course since then it is the first thing I look at on a woman, and check constantly every time I am around an attractive woman...
 
TheeGoatPig said:
Oh. Patience, then. That type of joke can take a few weeks for people to notice. Most people that look over your profile regularly probably never even look at that part, as they figure they know you well enough to not have to check it constantly.

for example, there was this waitress that I had a thing for a few years ago. One day, I noticed an engagement ring on her finger. I have no idea how long it was there though, because it wasn't something that I normally looked at on her. I figured I knew her well enough that I didn't need to constantly check her finger for such a sign of commitment.

Of course since then it is the first thing I look at on a woman, and check constantly every time I am around an attractive woman...
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I'm just kinda mad because she got a reaction almost immediately, and I know at least three of my "good" friends were on Facebook last night and would have noticed the change in status. There's a feed that tells you what's going on with your friend, like changed statuses and stuff, so they would have seen it.

You're right though, I must have patience. Facebook does take a little time to update that feed.

However, my ex's reaction was absolutely priceless. :devil:
 
Trombonus said:
However, my ex's reaction was absolutely priceless. :devil:
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Than it was all worth it :D

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Damn. The new Dodge Challengers are expensive. They aren't much different from my car (they look much nicer though :D ), and yet they cost over $10,000 more.

Maybe I will just buy a Charger when I get my savings account balance back up again.
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
So, i am trying to dye my hair again with the hair henna. This time i got a more reddish brown...hopefully this one works.

I know that Misty was glad it didnt work last time...she's lucky i love her, i was so pissed off that it didnt work, she tentatively said she was glad. Anyway she says she wants me to keep my 'raven' hair...but we'll see how this turns out :)
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ooh ooh it worked a bit it worked a bit! i have a reddish brown tint to my hair now! :D
 
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