damppanties
Tinkle, twinkle
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Is there a shortage of threads here or something? We'll just hijack another one.But then how could we hijack the thread?![]()
I love planning birthday surprises.![]()
But my birthday isn't till July.![]()
Good. I will act all surprised.I'll work on that next.......but for now......May is my target.
Good. I will act all surprised.
I envy that core.Sitting on the forgotten half-eaten core of a pear is not fun.
I hate writer's block. I despise it. I loathe it. I detest it. I want to tear it into pieces and shove it all down the recycle bin.![]()

I love planning birthday surprises.![]()


The Rachmaninov was...apt.
What does byoo mean? I love your made up words.Byoo. I hug you.


Byoo is you.What does byoo mean? I love your made up words.
I hug you too.
...And then we fall over (due to the force of the hug that I hit you with) and we roll down the hill (which is suddenly where no hill was before) and get all dizzy (cos rolling down the hill does that to you) and have grass stains on everything and then we just kinda lay there flat out on the ground at the bottom and I poke you and then Celine Dion shows up (inexplicably) and tells us she wants us to sing with her in Las Vegas and we're like, "Woman, you don't do that anymore! Bette Midler took over for you!" and then we go get ice cream...
Oooh. Byoo. Me likey.Byoo is you.
Mmmm.... ice cream. Also, I want someone to drive me around right now. If we're fantasizing, can we do that? Please?
Sprouty??!!! Uh, well, ok. Fine. No Mexico. Don't care about how messy your car is, I will sit with my feet tucked under me on the seat, k?Oooh. Byoo. Me likey.
Yes, I will drive you around. Wherever you want. Except Mexico.
But I think I should vacuum the car first. And maybe wash it. So you can have false illusions about how good I am about keeping Sprouty clean.
