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I am too. I had the most amazing thing last night. The girl across the hall is a culinary goddess.

Would you if I really wanted you to?

You had the girl across the hall for dinner last night?

I skipped the word "culinary."

No, I love my leisurely life too much to ruin it with a term paper. Besides, if I agree to do it, I will want to make it perfect, and that's too much effort.
 
You had the girl across the hall for dinner last night?

I skipped the word "culinary."

No, I love my leisurely life too much to ruin it with a term paper. Besides, if I agree to do it, I will want to make it perfect, and that's too much effort.
Pfft. You should have seen us. We were sitting at the table, three girls sharing from a single plate and making orgasmic noises with each mouthful. :D

*sigh*
 
Motherfucker.

I just had an accident cutting chicken, and as a result I've got a cut in the middle of my thumb fingernail, right down into the skin. Now the blood is pooling under the nail, and washing it out hurts like a bitch.

Just what I fucking needed on an already busy as hell day.
 
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