FatDino
Literotica Guru
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- Mar 26, 2007
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I really wonder how that's going to taste. You'll have to let us know.
If you don't see me posting tomorrow, you'll know...kind of.
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I really wonder how that's going to taste. You'll have to let us know.
What happens next?
You wake up and its a new day with new adventures.

Thanks for the optimism. But, somehow, I seriously doubt this is what will happen next. You're kind to send the good vibes tho.

I have a hammer...you have to come get it though...
I improvised!Dino is weird.
So, any volunteers to write my term paper? Hmmm?
Sure, sweetie, you did. *pats Dinohead*I improvised!
No volunteering.
Sure, sweetie, you did. *pats Dinohead*
Figures.![]()
Sweet and salty = weird.I just removed the foil. It smelled *so* good. I'm all drooling here.
What? I'm in sciences...not...your major.
Sweet and salty = weird.
I don't care. I have a good enough grade to let you crash-bomb this one.
I am too. I had the most amazing thing last night. The girl across the hall is a culinary goddess.I'm hungry.
Do you really want me to?
I am too. I had the most amazing thing last night. The girl across the hall is a culinary goddess.
Would you if I really wanted you to?
Pfft. You should have seen us. We were sitting at the table, three girls sharing from a single plate and making orgasmic noises with each mouthful.You had the girl across the hall for dinner last night?
I skipped the word "culinary."
No, I love my leisurely life too much to ruin it with a term paper. Besides, if I agree to do it, I will want to make it perfect, and that's too much effort.

Pfft. You should have seen us. We were sitting at the table, three girls sharing from a single plate and making orgasmic noises with each mouthful.
*sigh*
Does what to you, exactly?No sex in such a short period of time does this to me already? Sigh.
Does what to you, exactly?
*bangs head*

Motherfucker.
I just had an accident cutting chicken, and as a result I've got a cut in the middle of my thumb fingernail, right down into the skin. Now the blood is pooling under the nail, and washing it out hurts like a bitch.
Just what I fucking needed on an already busy as hell day.

Haven't you always had one, Ms. Perve?Too wild and vivid imagination?