Isolated Blurt Thread

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Even though I'm sure it wasn't meant to be, it's the perfect answer to my blurt.

 

[The_Fool]

You oughtta hear mine....it's probably very unique, considering its a mix of Southern and Ojibway reservation (think Maggie on Northern Exposure).

I only have to say two words on the phone, and my voice is instantly recognizable.

You have an accent???

Nah....

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

accent: very southern...

 

[Guest]

There is a Sexy South Africa walking around in Philly airport. She's singing "City of brotherly love ... Place I call home ..." to me on the phone. She's on a lay over and then soon to be here!!!

I told her to get to her gate and dont move!

 

[bluebell]

A: "Aaargh! Oh my God!" *crosses herself and runs away screaming*

Um, Dampy, don't I do that to you all the time? Or is that what you do to me?
I tell you, I just can't keep track of all the crossings, runnings-away, and screaming. They're such a regular part of my routine.

 

[damppanties]

Um, Dampy, don't I do that to you all the time? Or is that what you do to me?

No, we don't do that. We're weirder.

I tell you, I just can't keep track of all the crossings, runnings-away, and screaming. They're such a regular part of my routine.

Uh, well, do you want me to send you a pda in exchange for that desk you're sending me?
Or an abacus. That'd be so cool. "I screamed." *move little bead to other side*

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Ok, the new scoring system definitely makes scores lower than they used to be. That story was a 4.76 before I pulled it for more editing. Now it's only a 4.00.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

*raises hand* very english accent.

Oh, and a big hint at where in england im from (if you know the area well ish)- i drop my t's...li-el (little) ke-el (kettle)



Cloudy has a wicked voice

 

[MagicaPractica]

If we all stood in the same room talking, would we understand each other?

So many accents!

I'd sure as hell be willing to give it a try.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I wonder what kind of reaction I'd get if I stole that quote and used it over there. I could bury it in my journal. It'd definitely get me some attention, just probably not quite the kind I want.

 

[cloudy]

Cloudy has a wicked voice

I do?

wow.....thank you.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I do?

wow.....thank you.

I like it

 

[MagicaPractica]

What the hell is wrong with people? I just do not get some people.

 

[_Lynn_]

What the hell is wrong with people? I just do not get some people.

You must know the same people I do.

 

[Guest]

it was kinda cool
it was kinda odd
it made me smile
to hear that a guy had a crush on me.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I can't decide if I am getting jaded or growing up. Either way its nice to not be chasing after things I can't have.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Cross-posted from the Emma Watson thread

BTW, what was the poor girl thinking, and why were there no supervisory adults present who have the least smidgen of taste and style? The poor thing appears a cross between a housepainter and a naval landing craft pushing a bow wave.

http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/emmawatson.jpg

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[damppanties]

She just got out some rope to tie my hands up!

 

[FatDino]

She just got out some rope to tie my hands up!

Hey! At least let me be there when you first have your lesbian experience!

 

[damppanties]

Hey! At least let me be there when you first have your lesbian experience!

Oi! It wasn't remotely sexual.

 

[FatDino]

Oi! It wasn't remotely sexual.

She had the ropes and still it wasn't anything sexual? God, she needs assistance!

 

[damppanties]

She had the ropes and still it wasn't anything sexual? God, she needs assistance!

Ok, then after we laughed about it, I asked her why she had the rope in the first place, and she ed and told me she doesn't want to talk about it.

 

[FatDino]

Ok, then after we laughed about it, I asked her why she had the rope in the first place, and she ed and told me she doesn't want to talk about it.

Doesn't matter. She couldn't get sexual on you. She needs assistance.

 

[damppanties]

Doesn't matter. She couldn't get sexual on you. She needs assistance.

 

[FatDino]

Wot??

And she's a certified lesbian, for God's sake!