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WTF!?!? I am not, nor have I ever been, responsible for what Literotica does or doesn't do. I have NO CONTROL over anything here except my own work.

Please STOP sending me feedback about whatever "situation" you think I can fix... because I can't. :mad:

And for the record, Daniellekitten and I are not the same person.
 
SelenaKittyn said:
WTF!?!? I am not, nor have I ever been, responsible for what Literotica does or doesn't do. I have NO CONTROL over anything here except my own work.

Please STOP sending me feedback about whatever "situation" you think I can fix... because I can't. :mad:

And for the record, Daniellekitten and I are not the same person.
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Apparently Danielle and Abs are...LOL.
 
Nirvanadragones said:
And that proves your point. . . how? :confused:
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convo at vana's house

jessi walks into vana's study finding her half upside down in a yoga pose

jessi: heya beautiful. hows your day been
vana: hey sweet. i'm good and you?
jessi: all the better for seeing you especially upside down............
vana: *rolls her eyes which looks real weird upside down and smiles*
jessi: i'm gonna grab something to eat. you hungry?
vana: no thanks, we went out for an early dinner. want me to order you something?
jessi: no i'm cool thanks. kids already ate so it's just me. can i rummage through your fridge?
vana: sure! oh, please don't open the fruit and veg compartment on the right, it's filled with herbs for tea and it's being temperature regulated.
jessi: ok................... *goes to kitchen*
*goes back to vana*
jessi: what's in the see through container? the blue jelly stuff?
vana: oh, that's shower jelly from lush. you should try it. it's heavenly.
jessi: cool thanks. i'll keep it in mind tomorrow morning *goes back to kitchen*
*goes back to vana's study*
jessi: what's in the huge tupperware container right at the top of the fridge?
vana: oh, that's c's science experiment. i wouldn't open that if i were you.........
jessi: ok........................
vana: is there anything specific you feel like eating?
jessi: *grins big but doesn't say anything*
vana: *rolls eyes again but blushes this time and changes yoga pose slightly*
jessi: *clears throat* ok i'm gonna go and find something to eat
vana: uh huh
jessi: *goes back to kitchen and comes back to vana *what's in the .........*
vana: ... glass container with the screw lid? weed. don't eat it.
*comes down from her yoga pose and hands me the phone and a menu*
vana: pizza? *bats eye lids*
 
femininity said:
convo at vana's house

jessi walks into vana's study finding her half upside down in a yoga pose

jessi: heya beautiful. hows your day been
vana: hey sweet. i'm good and you?
jessi: all the better for seeing you especially upside down............
vana: *rolls her eyes which looks real weird upside down and smiles*
jessi: i'm gonna grab something to eat. you hungry?
vana: no thanks, we went out for an early dinner. want me to order you something?
jessi: no i'm cool thanks. kids already ate so it's just me. can i rummage through your fridge?
vana: sure! oh, please don't open the fruit and veg compartment on the right, it's filled with herbs for tea and it's being temperature regulated.
jessi: ok................... *goes to kitchen*
*goes back to vana*
jessi: what's in the see through container? the blue jelly stuff?
vana: oh, that's shower jelly from lush. you should try it. it's heavenly.
jessi: cool thanks. i'll keep it in mind tomorrow morning *goes back to kitchen*
*goes back to vana's study*
jessi: what's in the huge tupperware container right at the top of the fridge?
vana: oh, that's c's science experiment. i wouldn't open that if i were you.........
jessi: ok........................
vana: is there anything specific you feel like eating?
jessi: *grins big but doesn't say anything*
vana: *rolls eyes again but blushes this time and changes yoga pose slightly*
jessi: *clears throat* ok i'm gonna go and find something to eat
vana: uh huh
jessi: *goes back to kitchen and comes back to vana *what's in the .........*
vana: ... glass container with the screw lid? weed. don't eat it.
*comes down from her yoga pose and hands me the phone and a menu*
vana: pizza? *bats eye lids*
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I do not bat my eye lids. :cool:
 
Ǽltya;25610932 said:
Do you live in a fridge like that? :D
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Hell no. There's way too many active bacterial cultures in my fridge to actually live in there.
They always hog all the blankets. ;)
 
femininity said:
convo at vana's house

jessi walks into vana's study finding her half upside down in a yoga pose

jessi: heya beautiful. hows your day been
vana: hey sweet. i'm good and you?
jessi: all the better for seeing you especially upside down............
vana: *rolls her eyes which looks real weird upside down and smiles*
jessi: i'm gonna grab something to eat. you hungry?
vana: no thanks, we went out for an early dinner. want me to order you something?
jessi: no i'm cool thanks. kids already ate so it's just me. can i rummage through your fridge?
vana: sure! oh, please don't open the fruit and veg compartment on the right, it's filled with herbs for tea and it's being temperature regulated.
jessi: ok................... *goes to kitchen*
*goes back to vana*
jessi: what's in the see through container? the blue jelly stuff?
vana: oh, that's shower jelly from lush. you should try it. it's heavenly.
jessi: cool thanks. i'll keep it in mind tomorrow morning *goes back to kitchen*
*goes back to vana's study*
jessi: what's in the huge tupperware container right at the top of the fridge?
vana: oh, that's c's science experiment. i wouldn't open that if i were you.........
jessi: ok........................
vana: is there anything specific you feel like eating?
jessi: *grins big but doesn't say anything*
vana: *rolls eyes again but blushes this time and changes yoga pose slightly*
jessi: *clears throat* ok i'm gonna go and find something to eat
vana: uh huh
jessi: *goes back to kitchen and comes back to vana *what's in the .........*
vana: ... glass container with the screw lid? weed. don't eat it.
*comes down from her yoga pose and hands me the phone and a menu*
vana: pizza? *bats eye lids*
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::wanders in:: I have that same shower jelly from Lush. It's fab! ::wanders out::
 
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