Isolated Blurt Thread

[Vermilion]

ok i think i'll bring food.

to eat.

while i watch you devouring vana

dinner and a show, huh? Lucky woman
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[Samandiriel]

ok i think i'll bring food.

to eat.

while i watch you devouring vana

are you sure you're a vegetarian? cause you and pigs have a lot in common.

Why can't you people have normal ovens??......sorry....cookers.

 

[Guest]

dinner and a show, huh? Lucky woman
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wanna come?

 

[Vermilion]

wanna come?

*Definitely*

and Sam - what's wrong with the oven?

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[Guest]

are you sure you're a vegetarian? cause you and pigs have a lot in common.

Why can't you people have normal ovens??......sorry....cookers.

well maybe the cooking equipment is different but at least the sex is the same

 

[Vermilion]

well maybe the cooking equipment is different but at least the sex is the same

Better, even...

 

[Guest]

*Definitely*

and Sam - what's wrong with the oven?

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she doesn't get technology.

and vana's is one of those that does everything except give you an orgasm. it's superincrediblymodern and all that

 

[Samandiriel]

*Definitely*

and Sam - what's wrong with the oven?

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Its British...LOL.

 

[Vermilion]

Its British...LOL.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh - too advanced for you, you mean?
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[Samandiriel]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh - too advanced for you, you mean?
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Yes. I have an Easy Bake oven at home. I just cook by lightbulb.

 

[Vermilion]

Yes. I have an Easy Bake oven at home. I just cook by lightbulb.

it's best to stick with what works for you... <nods wisely>

Why push yourself?

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[Samandiriel]

it's best to stick with what works for you... <nods wisely>

Why push yourself?

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Bitch.

 

[Vermilion]

Bitch.

Oh you *love* it...

you know you do, else why be so friendly with *the* Bitch? The one to whom, in comparison, I am but a pale imitation of bitchiness...
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[Samandiriel]

Oh you *love* it...

you know you do, else why be so friendly with *the* Bitch? The one to whom, in comparison, I am but a pale imitation of bitchiness...
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I tolerate her.

 

[Vermilion]

I tolerate her.

I'm sure she'd be thrilled to know that...

I'm the human equivalent of Marmite...
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[Samandiriel]

I'm sure she'd be thrilled to know that...

I'm the human equivalent of Marmite...
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PMSL!!!!!

 

[Vermilion]

PMSL!!!!!

<looks sternly at Sam>
Now, you're not gonna make Vana clean that up, are you?
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[Samandiriel]

<looks sternly at Sam>
Now, you're not gonna make Vana clean that up, are you?
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No, that's what Fem can do.

 

[Vermilion]

No, that's what Fem can do.

well <shrugs> I s'pose she may as well make herself useful...

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[Samandiriel]

well <shrugs> I s'pose she may as well make herself useful...

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I think I'll let her do our laundry too.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I think I'll let her do our laundry too.

what she wont be taking photos for us??? *pouts*

 

[Vermilion]

I think I'll let her do our laundry too.

She'll enjoy that <nods>
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[Samandiriel]

what she wont be taking photos for us??? *pouts*

I"m frisking her at the door..........which she will like........and then making her sign a waiver.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I"m frisking her at the door..........which she will like........and then making her sign a waiver.

I think most of us would like that

 

[fieryjen]

What do you call the big thing soup goes in after it is made? You know, the thing that you serve it in. Before you pour or ladle it into a bowl.