Isolated Blurt Thread

[impressive]

trying to do a handstand in a Jacuzzi is not a good idea

BWAH!

 

[Trombonus]

Why is it that there's never anyone on IM when you really need them?

 

[4degrees]

i think i love you more than ever.
if not, at least as much as ever.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

The first rule of successful database design is don't talk about successful database design.

 

[Guest]

i just want you to know how much i love you

and its not going to change.

no matter what.

 

[SlickTony]

Why can't I be rich as well as good-looking?

 

[The_Darkness]

If it's called softball, why is it so hard on your body?

 

[carsonshepherd]

That was a really unfair, as well as passive aggressive, thing to say. I wasn't attacking you so there was no need to lash out at me. I'm just tired of cleaning up after you. That issue has nothing to do with anything else and I NEVER bring up things about you when you have an issue with me. I'm really not sure I want to go on this trip with you now.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm going to try and just be who I am inside and pray that's enough.

 

[scheherazade_79]

What's that thing called when someone grabs hold of your arms and legs and back etc, twists them, they go crunch and then you feel better afterwards?

I need that on my neck.

I miss my Californian roomie. She was a sadist who enjoyed doing it, and she was very good at it, too.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Get out of bed, Zade.

Face the world...

If they ask about your eyes you can always tell them you're coming down with conjunctivitis. Or maybe your face wipes disagreed with your eyes.

Lack of breakfast can be attributed to going on a diet for the first time in your life.

My head hurts

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

He's calling me fat cause my boobs are getting bigger and I got a tiny tummy!!! *pouts*
I know it's just a joke but I want to get him in trouble

 

[Chantilyvamp]

He's calling me fat cause my boobs are getting bigger and I got a tiny tummy!!! *pouts*
I know it's just a joke but I want to get him in trouble

lol, tell him I'll pu a boot to his bumif hes not careful

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

lol, tell him I'll pu a boot to his bumif hes not careful

I told him and he's just laughing at you like he's laughing at me too!

 

[Chantilyvamp]

It old him and he's just laughing at you like he's laughing at me too!

*giggles* he wouldnt laugh if he saw the boot

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

*giggles* he wouldnt laugh if he saw the boot

He's got a thing for your boots...

 

[Chantilyvamp]

He's got a thing for your boots...

me too Several pairsof them actually right now. But the thigh high ones are my favorite and I need it to get cooler so i can wear them more. But right now my black cowboy boots i got for my birthday in vermont are high on the list of favorites.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

me too Several pairsof them actually right now. But the thigh high ones are my favorite and I need it to get cooler so i can wear them more. But right now my black cowboy boots i got for my birthday in vermont are high on the list of favorites.

I'd love to have a pair of thigh high boots, the closest I have right now are my english riding boots...

 

[Vermilion]

I can smell damp... like a mouldy mildew smell. It's not in any one place, it's following me about so I can only conclude that the smell is me... have I started to go mouldy without noticing? Where's a fiance to check you for damp when you need one?
x
V

 

[scheherazade_79]

I can smell damp... like a mouldy mildew smell. It's not in any one place, it's following me about so I can only conclude that the smell is me... have I started to go mouldy without noticing? Where's a fiance to check you for damp when you need one?
x
V

I'll help!

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

I can smell damp... like a mouldy mildew smell. It's not in any one place, it's following me about so I can only conclude that the smell is me... have I started to go mouldy without noticing? Where's a fiance to check you for damp when you need one?
x
V

I had that happen to me with a shirt once, ruined it by washing it when it was still wet and not properly drying it and such...

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Oh for heavens sake, yes those are my legs, unless its a cartoon its me! And yes I do have small feet! Now will you just shut up about it before I have to give you a virus for being stupid. Once or twice saying it but what you think I'm fucking fibbing and those cant be my legs or my feet that small? geesh...teenagers!

 

[scheherazade_79]

Oh for heavens sake, yes those are my legs, unless its a cartoon its me! And yes I do have small feet! Now will you just shut up about it before I have to give you a virus for being stupid. Once or twice saying it but what you think I'm fucking fibbing and those cant be my legs or my feet that small? geesh...teenagers!

I think you have very sexy legs

 

[rgraham666]

I think you have very sexy legs

Seconded!

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I think you have very sexy legs

Seconded!

Thank you both.

And I have decided next person who asks me if they are mine will get this response...

'Of course they are mine, I took them from the morge last night!