Isolated Blurt Thread

[jushorny]

I just end up having to eat a lot of more junk type food to get the sugar in me, sometimes I feel like a cow with all the grazing I have to do, lol.

LOL I love to graze

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

LOL I love to graze

I do too, well sometimes, it's kind of a pain when you have a line of people you have to check out though, lol.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I heard this song on the radio last night and thought it was quite funny, and probably true for several folks somewhere out here in VR world.

Lyrics: Brad Paisley - Online lyrics
Album: Unknown
Watch Music Video hot!

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
​

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

n *hugs* MrsDL.

 

[jushorny]

I heard this song on the radio last night and thought it was quite funny, and probably true for several folks somewhere out here in VR world.

Lyrics: Brad Paisley - Online lyrics
Album: Unknown
Watch Music Video hot!

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
​

Hey there sexy Red

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hey there sexy Red

Hi there sexy jus.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Gotta love Brad, he's got some really good ones out there.

*hugs for anyone who wants them*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I actually own a cell phone (my mother's old one).

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Gotta love Brad, he's got some really good ones out there.

*hugs for anyone who wants them*

I so enjoy his songs.

This is my other favorite of his.

Brad Paisley Ticks Lyrics

Every time you take a sip
In this smoky atmosphere
You press that bottle to your lips
And I wish I was your beer
In the small there of your back
Your jeans are playing peekaboo
I'd like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo.

Hey that gives me an idea
Let's get out of this bar
Drive out into the country
And find a place to park.

'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

I know the perfect little path
Out in these woods I used to hunt
Don't worry babe I've got your back
And I've also got your front
Now, I'd hate to waste a night like this

I'll keep you safe you wait and see
The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there is me.

You know every guy in here tonight
Would like to take you home
But I've got way more class than them
Babe that ain't what I want.

'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

You never know where one might be
There's lots of places that are hard to reach
I gotcha.

I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you baby way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

I'd sure like to check you for ticks...​

 

[jushorny]

Hi there sexy jus.

Tis good to see you are so close to heaven

 

[jushorny]

I actually own a cell phone (my mother's old one).

Ah...without being mean...you mother's old one??

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Tis good to see you are so close to heaven

I'm looking forward to it. lol

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Another good one of his is...

"Whiskey Lullaby"
(feat. Alison Krauss)

She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
Until the night

[1st Chorus]
He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
With a note that said I'll love her till I die
And when we buried him beneath the willow
The angels sang a whiskey lullaby

(Sing lullaby)

The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself
For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath
She finally drank her pain away a little at a time
But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind
Until the night

[2nd Chorus]
She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away his memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees
We found her with her face down in the pillow
Clinging to his picture for dear life
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby

(Sing lullaby)

Sad song but one of the most amazing I've heard.

 

[jushorny]

I'm looking forward to it. lol

If I don't catch up with you before, enjoy yourself

 

[jushorny]

Another good one of his is...

"Whiskey Lullaby"
(feat. Alison Krauss)

She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
Until the night

[1st Chorus]
He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
With a note that said I'll love her till I die
And when we buried him beneath the willow
The angels sang a whiskey lullaby

(Sing lullaby)

The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself
For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath
She finally drank her pain away a little at a time
But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind
Until the night

[2nd Chorus]
She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away his memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees
We found her with her face down in the pillow
Clinging to his picture for dear life
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby

(Sing lullaby)

Sad song but one of the most amazing I've heard.

Monday must be Brad night?

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Monday must be Brad night?

He's got so many great songs, how can it not be?
As long as we have a night for Toby I'll be happy, hehe.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

If I don't catch up with you before, enjoy yourself

Thank you. I hope to. It's my first time flying alone. :kiss :

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

He's got so many great songs, how can it not be?
As long as we have a night for Toby I'll be happy, hehe.

Toby...Garth...Clint... I could go on and on and on.

 

[jushorny]

He's got so many great songs, how can it not be?
As long as we have a night for Toby I'll be happy, hehe.

Oh...I just had to cancel seeing Toby with my wife about a week ago...I had to travel for work Good thing my wife is so understanding

 

[jushorny]

Thank you. I hope to. It's my first time flying alone. :kiss :

It will be easier than driving through Chicago

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It will be easier than driving through Chicago

You know driving through Chicago wasn't too bad. There was only one time I had to actually come to a stand still and it wasn't for long. I'd drive there again without hesitation.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Ah...without being mean...you mother's old one??

I haven't had much need for one up until now. Maybe every few months when running an errand for the office.

 

[Lee Chambers]

God, please stop the world because I want to get off.

 

[jushorny]

You know driving through Chicago wasn't too bad. There was only one time I had to actually come to a stand still and it wasn't for long. I'd drive there again without hesitation.

And flying alone will be the same. Good to see you Red but its time I sign off

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Toby...Garth...Clint... I could go on and on and on.

I can't believe you forgot Tim!!!