Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

Why bother?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Dar~]

Today is good.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Riding a bike is more difficult than I'd remembered and my ass is substantially larger than when I was eleven, it seems.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Riding a bike is more difficult than I'd remembered and my ass is substantially larger than when I was eleven, it seems.

how was my mom?

 

[variable Xy]

i'm not as sly as i thought i was, haha.

if you're following me then you'll find this:

 

[Celtic Princess]

i'm not as sly as i thought i was, haha.

if you're following me then you'll find this:

I found this.


Now, if I follow you all the way home, can I fuck you?

 

[4degrees]

i'm not as sly as i thought i was, haha.

if you're following me then you'll find this:

sly and foxy, you are.

i love finding your kisses.

 

[variable Xy]

I found this.


Now, if I follow you all the way home, can I fuck you?

mee-ow...

why don't you come on over and see if i put out?

sly and foxy, you are.

i love finding your kisses.

*que psycho theme music* i have something else for you.

 

[Dar~]

Yay!!!!

 

[Celtic Princess]

mee-ow...

why don't you come on over and see if i put out?

~grin~ I'll bet I can make you purr.


You don't even have to put out, so much as pull out.


I have this oral fixation....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

how was my mom?

We didn't go to the picnic, we cleaned out our shed instead, woohoo.

I would've rather been drinking beer with your mom, I assure you.

 

[carsonshepherd]

We didn't go to the picnic, we cleaned out our shed instead, woohoo.

I would've rather been drinking beer with your mom, I assure you.

yeah, but the shed needed it!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

yeah, but the shed needed it!

there were thirteen bikes in the chicken coop alone!
*screams*
but I found a shiny purple mountain bike to ride to the mailbox.

 

[carsonshepherd]

LMAO


and 324 fans?

 

[variable Xy]

~grin~ I'll bet I can make you purr.


You don't even have to put out, so much as pull out.


I have this oral fixation....

pur you're well on your way rrr

 

[carsonshepherd]

just on a random unrelated note


these people need to get a life.

 

[rikaaim]

There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path. ~ Morpheus to Neo.

 

[4degrees]

*que psycho theme music* i have something else for you.

i see you're taking my advise to be creative to heart...

good, but i still want those kisses....*swoon*

 

[The_Darkness]

I really hate it when you get to the bottom of a box of cerial and all that's really left is the crushed pieces, but you're so tired that you don't even think about it and you get half a bowlful of dust.

 

[McKenna]

Four hours and forty-five minutes.

Are you excited yet?

 

[The_Darkness]

Four hours and forty-five minutes.

Are you excited yet?

Okay, I'll bite....until what?

 

[Dar~]

My newest Story is up . . .go read it I have waited soooooo long!!!

 

[Celtic Princess]

Three and a half hours of sleep is NOT enough to face Monday with.

 

[carsonshepherd]

reasons my monday sucks:

my rash is really itchy
I have to go the doctor for it
I have a benedryl hangover
I have a test on Friday
my milk was bad





question: can you die from eating slightly bad milk?