Isolated Blurt Thread

[FatDino]

Well, you do the cooking so you're rewarded. I do the cleaning and I'm rewarded. It's settled.

You are rewarded with all the homemade food. And as I recall, you offer us both to sex Fem.

 

[damppanties]

You are rewarded with all the homemade food. And as I recall, you offer us both to sex Fem.

*sigh*

 

[FatDino]

*sigh*

Smoothie?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Unrelated:

Still waters run deep

 

[damppanties]

Smoothie?

*nods*

 

[Harry Leg]

Some people say "You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar"
Some other people say "What kind of freakshow sits around thinking up the best way to catch flies?"

 

[OhMissScarlett]

perhaps I underestimated my ability to fuck things up.
again.

 

[feeeriek]

perhaps I underestimated my ability to fuck things up.
again.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

Eleven days.... Come on... *sigh*

 

[rgraham666]

Crap. Where are you?!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Crap. Where are you?!

Are you sure you want to find that?

 

[MagicaPractica]

"I guess it's all how you look at it
You might see more than the side that you're seeing
Turn it upside down and shake it up a bit
It could be a good thing
Its all how you look at it"

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

I don't wanna go to work...*pouts and goes to leave anyways*

 

[Guest]

...........

 

[Misty_Morning]

I really don't feel like mowing the lawn......wonder what I'm gonna run over today.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm worried. I shouldn't be, but I am.

 

[Guest]

...........

 

[Trombonus]

Why is it that every time someone calls my cell phone with a wrong number it's first thing in the morning. Granted, this time wasn't as bad as when I had phone calls waking me up at 2AM for an entire week, but I do not want to wake up at 7AM on a Sunday!

lol, I realize this blurt is a little late, but I've been busy. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[flavortang]

Why is it that every time someone calls my cell phone with a wrong number it's first thing in the morning. Granted, this time wasn't as bad as when I had phone calls waking me up at 2AM for an entire week, but I do not want to wake up at 7AM on a Sunday!

lol, I realize this blurt is a little late, but I've been busy. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I wish someone would call my cell, or send me a text. It's like Xmas whenever I get a surprise call/text!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

LMFAO.

conversation with Misty:

me: hey, did you mow over anything whilst mowing the lwn?
Misty: yes i did
me: oh god.
Misty: hahahahahaha
Me: what?
Misty: a lizard, but in all rights, he committed suicide
Me: !!!!!
Misty: I say him on the side of the house and when he heard me coming he stated running down to the ground
just before he got there, he took a flying leap the the ground
Me: *giggling manically*
Misty: I thought he was gone, but he popped up and ran right in front of the mower
me: dumb lizard
Misty: it's a self propelled mower and I didn't release the handle in time
so, he got chewed up
Me: that's...beautiful.
thanks for sharing...ive just eaten.
Misty: at least I didn't run over the cover to the sewer line today

~~~~

Every time she mows...something goes kapput!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Half is booked!

 

[cloudy]

Well, life's a bitch and then you die.

 

[feeeriek]

Well, life's a bitch and then you die.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Well, life's a bitch and then you die.

 

[FatDino]

Well, life's a bitch and then you die.

What happened?

And I'm sending you a massive giant Dino hug.