Isolated Blurt Thread
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Salvor-Hardon
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Why is it that some women get offended when you tell them "I want to bite your ass, develop lock jaw and get dragged to death"?
I think its a rather high praise for her ass.
I think its a rather high praise for her ass.
Roxanne Appleby
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Job security?scheherazade_79 said:Why do there have to be so many primary schools?
My eyes hurt.
Salvor-Hardon
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Excuse me a moment as I step outside of my normally suave and debonair modality.
OH YES! ZOOEY DESCHANEL IS PLAYING JANIS JOPLIN!!!! WOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ok I'm better now.
OH YES! ZOOEY DESCHANEL IS PLAYING JANIS JOPLIN!!!! WOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ok I'm better now.
Salvor-Hardon
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This day is shaping up better and better and better.
Someone just gave me a magnetic stripe reader (aka, credit card reader
) and a receipt printer.
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Someone just gave me a magnetic stripe reader (aka, credit card reader
) and a receipt printer.MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
scheherazade_79
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cheerful_deviant said:Which one? The little pink one, the big black one or that blue one that... well, you know.
Which blue one, ducky? Please expand...
scheherazade_79
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Roxanne Appleby said:
But most of them have got fuck all kids in them
My eyes still hurt.
carsonshepherd
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I hate it when I feel like I have to pee and I can't.
TheeGoatPig
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Maybe I should start eating lunch earlier in the day. Or having elevensies, and then a smaller later lunch, ro something...
I'm so hungry...
I'm so hungry...
scheherazade_79
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Dar~ said:
They look pretty normal to me
Maybe you're just having one of those days when you look in the mirror and think you look strange. I get them sometimes. It's more fun, though, when you get one of those days where everyone else looks strange. I had one today. The local supermarket was like a freak show...
Good luck with the job aspirations
scheherazade_79
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I'm trying a new recipe tonight for Thai butternut squash curry.
It'll probably take me a while, and now I'm going to start cooking this bitch! Catch you all later
It'll probably take me a while, and now I'm going to start cooking this bitch! Catch you all later
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Make sure you run a test on your smoke detector before cooking.scheherazade_79 said:I'm trying a new recipe tonight for Thai butternut squash curry.
It'll probably take me a while, and now I'm going to start cooking this bitch! Catch you all later
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scheherazade_79 said:I'm trying a new recipe tonight for Thai butternut squash curry.
It'll probably take me a while, and now I'm going to start cooking this bitch! Catch you all later
For some reason that just sounds wrong to me. Please let me know how it tastes though.
TheeGoatPig
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Whenever I use the mirror in the upstairs bathroom, I feel short (I'm 6'-4", hardly short).
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I wish I could say I find this banter invigorating, but instead, it's just making it painfully obvious that I'm not anywhere near as understood as I'd like to be. I don't know how to communicate any more effectively without using a club -- or a knife.
Salvor-Hardon
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Portrait of a woman in a parking lot
The nice thing about Lenox mall is that no matter what body type you find attractive, you will see two of that type there. Male, female, short, tall, young, old, lithe and lean or pleasantly plump, there is always at least two people there that fit your ideal. The only possible exception would be if you are into 400 pounds toothless crack whores who don't bathe for weeks at a time. Oddly enough that is just a few blocks down Peachtree st.
I was there on a whim, just a long lunch break with an errand to run. It had been several months since I had been here, and as I parked my car I was reminiscing about the days of my youth and the afternoons flirting with the array of women I met there. It was halfway across the parking lot that I saw her, and to be honest it was her dress that caught my eye first. She wore a pale pink babydoll dress, loose and flowing about her body as she walked. It was a interesting contrast to her skin, that caramel tan tone that was the sun's kiss to her ancestors, and her hair a shimmering shiny black.
I altered my pace, for a moment walking beside her, then she slowly past ahead. I studied her figure from behind, a bit more overtly than I had when I was in front of her. She had feminine curves, not the near skeletal frame that is held up as a shallow model of attractiveness. Yet she was slim, toned, perhaps not so much from exercise or workouts but just by being active, moving, staying busy with her days. She moved with a gentle rolling walk, her hips tracing small circles. The gait is one I see more often in women in heels, though she wore sandals that were little more leather soles and straps wrapped around her feet. There was an organic sense about her, as if she as natural an element as trees, water, and air.
We parted ways, she headed for some other corridor, and I having neither nerve nor to be honest desire, to persue her. One part of my mind was formulating an introduction some way to get her name. The other asked "Why do dogs chase cars? What will they do if they catch one?"
Common sense and an appreciation for beauty won out, and I walked away, thankful for the moment of seeing her, and holding the image in my mind for that time when I am pressed upon by the unnatural world of sky scrapers and highways, making an oasis with her where birds sings and waterfalls ripple instead of the engine noises.
The nice thing about Lenox mall is that no matter what body type you find attractive, you will see two of that type there. Male, female, short, tall, young, old, lithe and lean or pleasantly plump, there is always at least two people there that fit your ideal. The only possible exception would be if you are into 400 pounds toothless crack whores who don't bathe for weeks at a time. Oddly enough that is just a few blocks down Peachtree st.
I was there on a whim, just a long lunch break with an errand to run. It had been several months since I had been here, and as I parked my car I was reminiscing about the days of my youth and the afternoons flirting with the array of women I met there. It was halfway across the parking lot that I saw her, and to be honest it was her dress that caught my eye first. She wore a pale pink babydoll dress, loose and flowing about her body as she walked. It was a interesting contrast to her skin, that caramel tan tone that was the sun's kiss to her ancestors, and her hair a shimmering shiny black.
I altered my pace, for a moment walking beside her, then she slowly past ahead. I studied her figure from behind, a bit more overtly than I had when I was in front of her. She had feminine curves, not the near skeletal frame that is held up as a shallow model of attractiveness. Yet she was slim, toned, perhaps not so much from exercise or workouts but just by being active, moving, staying busy with her days. She moved with a gentle rolling walk, her hips tracing small circles. The gait is one I see more often in women in heels, though she wore sandals that were little more leather soles and straps wrapped around her feet. There was an organic sense about her, as if she as natural an element as trees, water, and air.
We parted ways, she headed for some other corridor, and I having neither nerve nor to be honest desire, to persue her. One part of my mind was formulating an introduction some way to get her name. The other asked "Why do dogs chase cars? What will they do if they catch one?"
Common sense and an appreciation for beauty won out, and I walked away, thankful for the moment of seeing her, and holding the image in my mind for that time when I am pressed upon by the unnatural world of sky scrapers and highways, making an oasis with her where birds sings and waterfalls ripple instead of the engine noises.
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Boy am I ever relieved...in a way.
Just got a phone call from the school saying they changed my Graduate Application, so it looks like I'll be able to register for Credential and go through with that.
There was still a mistake as it was changed to fall and not summer, but she said she'd call me back and try and change it. Phew.
Just got a phone call from the school saying they changed my Graduate Application, so it looks like I'll be able to register for Credential and go through with that.
There was still a mistake as it was changed to fall and not summer, but she said she'd call me back and try and change it. Phew.- Status
