Isolated Blurt Thread

[lucky-E-leven]

Won't work, she'll just start scheming about new projects for the back yard if you do that...

That would probably be true any other day. Fact is, today I can barely type for all the hell I put my hands and arms (not to mention my back) through yesterday on the deck.

 

[deathlynx]

If he put up anything resembling a fight I'd lose, then again he is literally twice my size weight wise, lol.

By this point I should be able to just about bench-press you...provided you didn't wiggle too much...Then again, I'm hampered by the fact that I don't want to hurt you, but you don't have to worry about that with me!

And it was scary, because the beach is literally in the middle of nowhere. If they had been pagans and they'd all turned on us, there would have been no one around to hear our screams...

I can tell ya, if they'd been Pagans, those would have been screams of bliss

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Unrelated:

Oh, that was exciting, and heartwarming. A bit awkward at first, kind of like a "first date," not sure what to talk about or what to say, but satisfying, and it left me hopeful for opportunities to build on that. Including the real thing someday. I really should; there's nothing to prevent me except inertia, and picking a time. The slightest push would break the inertia. I hope I'm not boring.

 

[impressive]

It's rather amusing, in a pathetic sort of way, the bait they try when they really start to believe you're not kidding.

 

[Samandiriel]

I don't want to go.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I don't want to go.

Stay.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Where areeee yoooou?

i want to take you on a walk!!! while its still light out *pouts*

i promise, if you get back in time for the setting of the sun, i'll be extra submssive tonight

lol

 

[Samandiriel]

Stay.

Soon.

 

[The_Fool]

salt is not bitter
sweet goes well
mixed with salt
but tears
mixed with your sweet kisses
is bittersweet.

---------

do not say until next time,
since next time seems so
far away
with so much vacant time
between us.
say instead manana.
give me hope that by and by
includes tomorrow.

 

[McKenna]

Acoustic guitar always gets to me. Or maybe it's the guitarist?

 

[Misty_Morning]

I've decided that I no longer hate my job.



I despise it, with a purple passion.

 

[Misty_Morning]

why do I need a remote for my new laptop?

 

[Vermilion]

I've decided that I no longer hate my job.



I despise it, with a purple passion.

Why? What did it do?

Haven't seen you for ages honey, how's you and how's the cat?
x
V

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Why? What did it do?

Haven't seen you for ages honey, how's you and how's the cat?
x
V

*is answering for her but oh well*

Its a fucking joke, that's what it is.

The cat is better, i looked after her all day, and we ate watermelon together

 

[impressive]

The answer is still NO!

 

[Vermilion]

*is answering for her but oh well*

Its a fucking joke, that's what it is.

The cat is better, i looked after her all day, and we ate watermelon together

The cat ate watermelon...?
How odd...

x
V

p)

 

[Vermilion]

Why is masturbation (even with a dildo/vibrator) just not as satisfying as a good, hard fuck?
Seriously.
x
V

 

[rgraham666]

Why is masturbation (even with a dildo/vibrator) just not as satisfying as a good, hard fuck?
Seriously.
x
V

More work involved. And more importantly, more emotion.

 

[kendo1]

Why is masturbation (even with a dildo/vibrator) just not as satisfying as a good, hard fuck?
Seriously.
x
V

Because you know what's coming.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

The cat ate watermelon...?
How odd...

x
V

p)

Yes, and snuggled with me

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I don't know why or whether it even means anything, but for some reason this quote attributed to Sartre about a colleague stuck with me: "Genet prefers masturbation, because the pleasure given is equal to the pleasure received."

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I break out into song (parody or otherwise) (at least in my head) every ten minutes whether I am listening to music or not.

 

[deathlynx]

Why is masturbation (even with a dildo/vibrator) just not as satisfying as a good, hard fuck?
Seriously.
x
V

Between that question and your new AV, you make fidelity a very difficult concept!

 

[rgraham666]

Humans.

 

[impressive]

You want me to recruit pussy for you???