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The wind hasn't stopped for four days... This is much more weather than SoCal is supposed to have.

And I know more than one person who claims that Global Warming in an unsubstantiated belief.
 
damppanties said:
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Listen, can I just take your panties off now?

You can put on dry ones,

Abs can just slap me right away,

and we'll all get on much faster...

And I'll keep these for you, in my pocket. :catroar:
 
Stella_Omega said:
Listen, can I just take your panties off now?

You can put on dry ones,

Abs can just slap me right away,

and we'll all get on much faster...

And I'll keep these for you, in my pocket. :catroar:
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Dry? Can I just go without panties while you're here?
 
Stella_Omega said:
Listen, can I just take your panties off now?

You can put on dry ones,

Abs can just slap me right away,

and we'll all get on much faster...

And I'll keep these for you, in my pocket. :catroar:
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What would Drippy Drawers be without the drippy?
 
Fair warning, do not give toddlers Tixlie-lix (cough cold medicine in UK) in the middle of the day. Only give it to them before they go to bed. Find something else, anything else to give them, warm water with lemon, anything but Tixie-lix. I beg you do not go down that road!

My reasoning for this is something happens, your active but nice little child gets whisked away and in their place is left this pint size mean, hyperactive, eyes glowing red demon child. My god I didn't think I was going to make it through the rest of the afternoon/evening! The stuff has finally worn off and order has been restored and she is safely in her bed cuddling her toys.

Tomorrow morning she will need a full bath (didn't have any energy left tonight) for the dowsing in lotion she gave herself to the point that she looks like she hasn't had her hair washed for a year. The house looks like it has been hit by a full F5 tornado and the havoc of farm animals that were slaughtered today was amazing. Plus, I'm pretty sure beating the zoo animals into submission with a very large blue hippo flashlight will result in my receiving a letter from the local animal protection agency. And where the hell did she get ahold of the pen from?
 
Chantilyvamp said:
Fair warning, do not give toddlers Tixlie-lix (cough cold medicine in UK) in the middle of the day. Only give it to them before they go to bed. Find something else, anything else to give them, warm water with lemon, anything but Tixie-lix. I beg you do not go down that road!

My reasoning for this is something happens, your active but nice little child gets whisked away and in their place is left this pint size mean, hyperactive, eyes glowing red demon child. My god I didn't think I was going to make it through the rest of the afternoon/evening! The stuff has finally worn off and order has been restored and she is safely in her bed cuddling her toys.

Tomorrow morning she will need a full bath (didn't have any energy left tonight) for the dowsing in lotion she gave herself to the point that she looks like she hasn't had her hair washed for a year. The house looks like it has been hit by a full F5 tornado and the havoc of farm animals that were slaughtered today was amazing. Plus, I'm pretty sure beating the zoo animals into submission with a very large blue hippo flashlight will result in my receiving a letter from the local animal protection agency. And where the hell did she get ahold of the pen from?
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it wasnt the tixielix.

it was wtp :p
 
Chantilyvamp said:
Fair warning, do not give toddlers Tixlie-lix (cough cold medicine in UK) in the middle of the day. Only give it to them before they go to bed. Find something else, anything else to give them, warm water with lemon, anything but Tixie-lix. I beg you do not go down that road!

My reasoning for this is something happens, your active but nice little child gets whisked away and in their place is left this pint size mean, hyperactive, eyes glowing red demon child. My god I didn't think I was going to make it through the rest of the afternoon/evening! The stuff has finally worn off and order has been restored and she is safely in her bed cuddling her toys.

Tomorrow morning she will need a full bath (didn't have any energy left tonight) for the dowsing in lotion she gave herself to the point that she looks like she hasn't had her hair washed for a year. The house looks like it has been hit by a full F5 tornado and the havoc of farm animals that were slaughtered today was amazing. Plus, I'm pretty sure beating the zoo animals into submission with a very large blue hippo flashlight will result in my receiving a letter from the local animal protection agency. And where the hell did she get ahold of the pen from?
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I think I usually got given hot ribena myself... wtf is in tixie-lix to *do* that - most cold medicines knock you out cold...
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Vermilion said:
I think I usually got given hot ribena myself... wtf is in tixie-lix to *do* that - most cold medicines knock you out cold...
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Antihistamines can do that. :(
 
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