Isolated Blurt Thread

[damppanties]

I might have to write a story about it...

I quite like powercuts. They're fun. You can just do anything you want them - although you have to be careful that you're not suddenly illuminated butt-naked in one of the windows if the lights come on again.

I'm coming over to visit, Dampy. Your electricity system rocks! Can we play Murder in the Dark?

It's about 40 degrees C here and when the power goes off, you sweat like a pig and lie around with your tongue hanging out.

Sure. Come! We live in paradise! we'll have fun!!

 

[scheherazade_79]

It's about 40 degrees C here and when the power goes off, you sweat like a pig and lie around with your tongue hanging out.

Sure. Come! We live in paradise! we'll have fun!!

Do you have cobras there?

 

[damppanties]

Do you have cobras there?

Yes, and elephants roaming the roads.

The ministry has come down on the fortune-tellers and their parrots though. Say that footpaths are for walking, not for setting up shop. What madness!

 

[scheherazade_79]

Yes, and elephants roaming the roads.

The ministry has come down on the fortune-tellers and their parrots though. Say that footpaths are for walking, not for setting up shop. What madness!

Are you serious?????????????????????

I so want to visit sometime! It sounds like a totally wicked place! Are the cobras just crawling around on their own, or are there snake charmers, too? Can the cobras come into people's houses? Has one ever come into your house? If a cobra comes into your house, what are you supposed to do? Is there a phone number you can call or something?

As for the elephants, is there a law about cleaning up their shit like we have for dogs in the UK? Have you ever stepped in elephant shit by accident?

 

[scheherazade_79]

I need a shower. India sounds like the coolest place in the world, though

 

[damppanties]

Are you serious?????????????????????

I so want to visit sometime! It sounds like a totally wicked place! Are the cobras just crawling around on their own, or are there snake charmers, too? Can the cobras come into people's houses? Has one ever come into your house? If a cobra comes into your house, what are you supposed to do? Is there a phone number you can call or something?

As for the elephants, is there a law about cleaning up their shit like we have for dogs in the UK? Have you ever stepped in elephant shit by accident?

Dear God. I was joking. It's just that those are the kinds of questions I used to be asked by people from the US or the UK when I was into chatrooms and all that.

No elephants or cobras (at least in the cities), sorry, but we have cows and buffaloes on the roads. No cleaning of shit. It just dries in the sun or sticks to vehicles' tyres or whatever. You think cow shit cakes can be cleaned like dog shit??! It's more... er... liquidy. Kind of like a loose paste.

 

[damppanties]

I need a shower. India sounds like the coolest place in the world, though

Because elephants shit on the roads and one might step in elephant shit.

 

[Equinoxe]

Dear God. I was joking. It's just that those are the kinds of questions I used to be asked by people from the US or the UK when I was into chatrooms and all that.

You should have kept it going.

 

[damppanties]

You should have kept it going.

I could, for hours, but I thought of poor Zade landing up here and no cobras slithering around in the airport terminal. She'll be so disappointed.

 

[Equinoxe]

I could, for hours, but I thought of poor Zade landing up here and no cobras slithering around in the airport terminal. She'll be so disappointed.

That's true. It doesn't seem fair.

I would think that the absence of highly venomous creatures in major cities is usually a good thing, but I am perhaps not as adventurous.

 

[damppanties]

That's true. It doesn't seem fair.

I would think that the absence of highly venomous creatures in major cities is usually a good thing, but I am perhaps not as adventurous.

I also think you wouldn't be as excited when talking about elephant shit.

 

[elsol]

I don't know maybe... being able to prove that you were not responsible for someone's death elevates the importance of a particular process function to the level of critical, you fucking pinhead!

 

[Equinoxe]

I also think you wouldn't be as excited when talking about elephant shit.

One can normally take that sort of thing for granted, yes. Perhaps, again, I am just not as adventurous.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Dear God. I was joking. It's just that those are the kinds of questions I used to be asked by people from the US or the UK when I was into chatrooms and all that.

No elephants or cobras (at least in the cities), sorry, but we have cows and buffaloes on the roads. No cleaning of shit. It just dries in the sun or sticks to vehicles' tyres or whatever. You think cow shit cakes can be cleaned like dog shit??! It's more... er... liquidy. Kind of like a loose paste.

My balloon just popped. India doesn't sound that cool after all...

 

[damppanties]

One can normally take that sort of thing for granted, yes. Perhaps, again, I am just not as adventurous.

I'm glad 'The' Zade is unique.

 

[damppanties]

My balloon just popped. India doesn't sound that cool after all...

Oy! What do you mean? Cows aren't good enough for you, huh?

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm glad 'The' Zade is unique.

Why? In the interests of public health and safety?

 

[Equinoxe]

I'm glad 'The' Zade is unique.

It is her charm.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

*snickers madly at above conversation*

When i was little, and i went to visit my paternal grandmother's sister, i went to the loo, and there was a lizard on the wall next to my head. When i noticed i screamed the house down. I was about 6. My dad had to come and rescue me coz i was cowering against the opposite wall.

When i last went to Agra to vist Red Fort and The Taj Mahal, there were monkey's EVERYWHERE on the huge footpaths...and you ha to be careful...and you weren't allowed to e at, coz if you dropped any food, the monkey's would ambush you.

One thing i cant stand about being there, IS the cows and buffalo roaming the roads...like...PLEASE...put them away!

~~~

Yes, i really am a western girl away from 'home' lol...

 

[damppanties]

Why? In the interests of public health and safety?

Uhmm. No. No! Just that ... er...we can appreciate you more this way?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

My balloon just popped. India doesn't sound that cool after all...

It can be *nods* i saw a snake being charmed in Jaipur, monkeys dancing to music and performing tricks in Delhi.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Oy! What do you mean? Cows aren't good enough for you, huh?

I can get them at home.

And I've already been spat at by a cobra. Luckily there was a pane of glass between us, so when it hawked up a big goober and aimed it straight at me, it just trickled down the glass - and I stood the other side giving it the V sign.

I'd like to make friends with an elephant, though

 

[damppanties]

One thing i cant stand about being there, IS the cows and buffalo roaming the roads...like...PLEASE...put them away!

It teaches you patience. Like when you're sitting in a car and a cow doesn't want to move, you honk and honk and honk and it and then it slowly moves away. That's how we achieve nirvana.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I can get them at home.

And I've already been spat at by a cobra. Luckily there was a pane of glass between us, so when it hawked up a big goober and aimed it straight at me, it just trickled down the glass - and I stood the other side giving it the V sign.

I'd like to make friends with an elephant, though

*giggle*

Been on 3 camels (OW FUCKING OW!) and 4 elephants.

We had an elephant ride around one of the (MANY) palaces in Jaipur, it was going down some pretty steep hill-roads...with us on top! !!!!

and MY FUCKING GOD...elephant poop is fucking FOUL.

Ours was doing one as we were getting on it...

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

It teaches you patience. Like when you're sitting in a car and a cow doesn't want to move, you honk and honk and honk and it and then it slowly moves away. That's how we achieve nirvana.

i just laughed so hard, my parents are probably wondering wtf!

sweetie...remember that conversation we had about the expletives i am no doubt SURE you use when driving?

driving in India is like signing your death warrant. The honking is INCESSANT, UNRELENTING, UNFUCKING REAL! there are NO lanes, no highway code, no right of way, no fucking anything!

so, if i were out there driving, im SURE you know the colourful language i would be using...