Isolated Blurt Thread

[OhMissScarlett]

and can I watch?

I have two, you know.

 

[sophia jane]

you're so nice.
go ahead, just no clothes pins, okay?

Don't worry bout the clothespins. I don't get off much on putting them on others- just putting them on myself.

SJ

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Don't worry bout the clothespins. I don't get off much on putting them on others- just putting them on myself.

SJ

good to know

 

[impressive]

One down. One to go.

 

[Belegon]

I always wake up with this feeling that I am just barely missing something.

wish I could remember my dreams...

 

[impressive]

I always wake up with this feeling that I am just barely missing something.

wish I could remember my dreams...

Well, I was straddling you and you were ...

 

[Belegon]

Well, I was straddling you and you were ...

ok, that's enough to get me to find a good pysch who can help me remember better...sounds worth the investment...

 

[Dar~]

Ick!!!!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*blurt*
oh, like you're such a genius.
Give me a freakin break.

 

[Belegon]

*blurt* damn it, sometimes it would be so much easier if I weren't so fucking full of my own sense of honor and nobility. Why can't I just be a vicious bastard on occasion?

 

[lil_elvis]

*blurt* damn it, sometimes it would be so much easier if I weren't so fucking full of my own sense of honor and nobility. Why can't I just be a vicious bastard on occasion?

Cuz you'd really hate yourself for it and shortly be institutionalized?

 

[Honey123]

*blurt* It's been a week...oh well..

 

[OhMissScarlett]

can you hear the check bouncing?
boing boing boing

wait, if it's a debit card, what sound does it make?

DECLINED, YOU DUMB BITCH!!!

 

[rikaaim]

Do I dare get the courage to ask him out? I don't know, but the thought of doing so is so exciting. I'm in a fluster just thinking about all the stuff I'd have to do if he said yes. Mostly cleaning so that if things go well I could invite him over after dinner and a movie. I've never really done anything like this before, but it's all so exciting.

I had better hurry though because in a few weeks he goes back to school.

I think I'll ask him out to a movie, see what he says, and if things seem to be going well bust my ass all night to clean my apartment. *crossing fingers* I hope all goes well.

*sigh*

Back home from work. Sadly the book of evil whose name shall not be mentioned number six has him so preoccupied that he won't even leave his house this weekend. To be honest, I don't even know what his orientation is, but I think (definately hope) that he has an inclination towards guys. Well...I'll just give him his space this once, and then he's all mine.

 

[Guest]

Dear ....
i hope it was worth it. i hope you enjoyed your time. i hope youre safe...know that i love you...but you've pissed me off. my trust and faith in you has plummeted and i can no longer afford you the respect i once did.
we all do stupid things but one of them i never expected was a lie of this magnatude. do you think that i wasnt young once? do you think i didn't try things like this? youre to the point, almost, when i can just let you go...let you go on your own. at the rate youre going, the shit youre pulling...youre making it easy for me to let you go.
grow up...at some point i wont be there to bail you out.
love,
mom

 

[Guest]

Babies shouldn't be born with heart defects.

 

[Fenikkusu]

Babies shouldn't be born with heart defects.

My prayers to you and yours.

 

[Guest]

Thanks

 

[McKenna]

FUCK OFF you fucking fucking fucking stupid trolls!


Take your jealousy and shove it where the sun doesn't shine, you pathetic little pissants!


Aaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fenikkusu]

Why is it that the only fly in the house is attracted to my forehead? I'm afraid to swat for fear of rendering myself unconscious.

 

[impressive]

FUCK OFF you fucking fucking fucking stupid trolls!


Take your jealousy and shove it where the sun doesn't shine, you pathetic little pissants!


Aaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!

I enjoyed that ... for some perverse reason.

(Do it again, McK! A little more vitriol this time. *swoon*)

 

[McKenna]

I enjoyed that ... for some perverse reason.

(Do it again, McK! A little more vitriol this time. *swoon*)

I would, but somehow the big green smiley in my AV kinda defeats the sentiment.





grumblefuckingtrollsgrumble

 

[OhMissScarlett]

grumblefuckingtrollsgrumble

well, you and I and all the other smart people here at Lit know your story was good!
So the trolls can fuck right off.

if it's any consolation they're still after me too.I don't know what it is about incest, gay sex and butter that just pisses them off so much.

 

[variable Xy]

well, you and I and all the other smart people here at Lit know your story was good!
So the trolls can fuck right off.

if it's any consolation they're still after me too.I don't know what it is about incest, gay sex and butter that just pisses them off so much.

surely not the butter that is pissing off.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

surely not the butter that is pissing off.

maybe I should've put a disclaimer saying no dairy products were harmed during the writing of the story.