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Belegon said:
So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me get what I want
This time
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Okay, but only just this once.
What will the others think?!
;)







Blurt: Je moet morgen weer weg. Zucht. Ik hoop dat wij een kleintje gemaakt hebben. Dat zal het grootste cadeau ooit zijn.
 
the perfect answer for "You never cook!"
seems to be "Well, you never eat what I cook anyway, so why bother?" :devil:

or "Very well, I'm putting you on a vegan diet." :catgrin:

in my next relationship, I'm going to avoid men who speak any English whatsoever. :rolleyes:
 
OhMissScarlett said:
the perfect answer for "You never cook!"
seems to be "Well, you never eat what I cook anyway, so why bother?" :devil:

or "Very well, I'm putting you on a vegan diet." :catgrin:

in my next relationship, I'm going to avoid men who speak any English whatsoever. :rolleyes:
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Have you seen the Truth about Cats and Dogs?
 
People fucking suck!

Well fuck em. Fuck em all.

If all you live for is to hurt me then just roll over and die!
 
I know I shouldn't but I end up doing it anyway, and afterwards I feel like I should go shower -or vomit. Possibly both. And all this from only reading a few posts.


Ewww.


There are some disturbed folks out there.
 
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Equinoxe said:
I've read posts like that. Oh no, I've broken the rules! ;)
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You've broken the rules? At a porn site?!

You should be punished. Hang on while I go fetch a wet noodle. :D
 
McKenna said:
You've broken the rules? At a porn site?!

You should be punished. Hang on while I go fetch a wet noodle. :D
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I'm breaking the rules again, and you've broken the rules! Oh no! ;)
 
I'll assume the position immediately.


While I'm in the position, there's a few out there I'd like to invite to kiss my lilly white ass. You know who you are.
 
Stalker Bob is on a very, very short leash. Sadly, I don't even want him on one. I just want him to go away. *sigh*
 
There's nothing like getting up from my desk at work and feeling my jeans immediately slide far lower than they were before I sat down, luckily stopping precariously balanced on my hips, to wake me up quickly. :eek: How does a belt break while I'm just sitting there?!?
 
minsue said:
There's nothing like getting up from my desk at work and feeling my jeans immediately slide far lower than they were before I sat down, luckily stopping precariously balanced on my hips, to wake me up quickly. :eek: How does a belt break while I'm just sitting there?!?
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Sadly I was at work one day when I had to bend over to lower a heavy tote and my dress pants ripped right up the ass. Thank God I work in a pharmacy and have to wear a tech jacket, or that hole would've been visible for about the 5 hours I had left on the shift. That was not a good experience.
 
rikaaim said:
Sadly I was at work one day when I had to bend over to lower a heavy tote and my dress pants ripped right up the ass. Thank God I work in a pharmacy and have to wear a tech jacket, or that hole would've been visible for about the 5 hours I had left on the shift. That was not a good experience.
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I've had that happen, without a jacket. Fortunately, I actually wore underwear that day, though I still left and drove home to change pants. :D
 
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