Isolated Blurt Thread

[OhMissScarlett]

yeah, beer always made me boring too.

try a combo of rubber cement, crystal meth and poppers. you'll be interesting then, dear.

lmao!

a trip to the hospital always makes everyone more interesting! I think I'm too lazy to be interesting, I'll settle for gay porn and beer.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yawn.
There's one more beer and I'm drinking it.
God, I'm so boring.

it was the only one i didn't drink, right?

try a combo of rubber cement, crystal meth and poppers. you'll be interesting then, dear.

great plan.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

it was the only one i didn't drink, right?
.

Hey everybody, Carson left a beer!!!!!

 

[Xelebes]

My nose is itchy.

 

[doormouse]

***PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

We are out of toilet paper in the third cubicle on the left. Would staff please rectify this problem as there is an elderly lady threatening death to anyone who will listen until she gets a new roll.

Thank you. Carry on.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hey everybody, Carson left a beer!!!!!

leave it the way you found it, is my houseguest credo....

or, Dos Equis gives me heartburn... take your pick.

 

[Xelebes]

My nose is still itchy.

 

[Dar~]

I have Blue Curaco, Jim Bean, butterscotch schnapps and Raspberry smirnov. Who's coming to my house?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Why the hell am I awake?

 

[Guest]

its very sad, losing solitaire...

 

[minsue]

its very sad, losing solitaire...

No, no, no....it's very sad cheating at solitaire.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dar~]

I have no idea if I'm ready for this, but I'm going to try putting a new oxygen sensor on my car anyway!

(If any of ya'll hear a large thump from NE Ohio, would you please send lots of Bactine and cute firemen?)

Okay, but be careful.

 

[Guest]

 

[Mirror of Narcissus]

FUCK!

Excuse me. Carry on.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

no fucking way!!!!!
excuse me while I edit something I never thought I'd have to look at again.

 

[Dar~]

I can edit for you, gorgeous.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I can edit for you, gorgeous.

stand by, I may need you and a whole army of editors for this.

 

[carsonshepherd]

no fucking way!!!!!
excuse me while I edit something I never thought I'd have to look at again.

whaaaa?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

whaaaa?

nevermind, false alarm

 

[sweetcandynight]

It's so hot in here.

 

[Dar~]

Food is good.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Food is good.

I just had waffles with icing on the inside.

 

[carsonshepherd]

mmmmm waffles...

 

[CharleyH]

mmmmm waffles...

With REAL MAPLE SYRUP, and BUTTER copious amounts, of course.

Good to see you love, even if not good to see me

EDIT: I am a heart attack waiting to happen!