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vella_ms said:
only if its a group grope. i have my principles to consider, yannow.


:heart:


oh and rumpy. i keese you again. :kiss: so there. deal.

I'm not sure it's a good idea for me to get involved in the group grope in my current oh so naked state...:cool:
 
pop_54 said:
Could be a nice earner if I can keep a straight face in court

Yes. And, if the judge is female, seduce her from the stand. Use body language. Move your peg leg suggestively. Worship her with your one good eye. Give her the impression you wish she'd been the one wearing that miniskirt...

Just a thought.

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OhMissScarlett said:
Oops, I think I just had gay porn shipped to my grandparents' house. :eek:

Thank god for discreet packaging. :rolleyes:

yeah, early to bed changed their packaing in me last time i had something arrive at my folks'...a padded envelope instead of the usual box.

my dad was like, 'is this socks?'
haha until he opened it.
 
mckai777 said:
Yes. And, if the judge is female, seduce her from the stand. Use body language. Move your peg leg suggestively. Worship her with your one good eye. Give her the impression you wish she'd been the one wearing that miniskirt...

Just a thought.

:heart:

Now that is a good idea... Yes nice one Mckai... I mean that would also work on most of the male judges we have these days
 
4degrees said:
yeah, early to bed changed their packaing in me last time i had something arrive at my folks'...a padded envelope instead of the usual box.

my dad was like, 'is this socks?'
haha until he opened it.
LMAO!

Oh, this definitely is not socks. It's one of those foreign magazines. :cool:
 
pop_54 said:
Now that is a good idea... Yes nice one Mckai... I mean that would also work on most of the male judges we have these days

'Tis true, lots of guys are into that other one-eyed wonder.

:heart:
 
Ha! It took me some time to figure out how to rid myself of you and block you every possible way that I could! But it is done and finished. . . no matter how much you pop in as an alternate, you can't fuck with me again. . .jerk.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
Ha! It took me some time to figure out how to rid myself of you and block you every possible way that I could! But it is done and finished. . . no matter how much you pop in as an alternate, you can't fuck with me again. . .jerk.
Good for you :rose: :rose:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Can today get any more surreal? :confused:

It's wise not to ask questions that you don't want answered.

When the guy in the gorilla suit shows up your front door to give you a duck-billed platypus as a gift from 'A Secret Admirer', don't be surprised.

'Secret Admirer' is not me by the way. Honest. ;)
 
rgraham666 said:
It's wise not to ask questions that you don't want answered.

When the guy in the gorilla suit shows up your front door to give you a duck-billed platypus as a gift from 'A Secret Admirer', don't be surprised.

'Secret Admirer' is not me by the way. Honest. ;)

As long as he doesn't want to put me over his knee, spank me, then subject me to straight sex, I don't care :cool:
 
My friend. . .:kiss:. . . I think you are special. I want what is best for you and your situation. . . sometimes that means breaking promises that were made and sadly must be broken in order to improve your life and the one you care for. :kiss:
 
Collective Monday Blurts

I wish I could start this day over again, had more sleep, not that it really is a bad day per se, it's just a bit too gloomy.

I'd like to say what I really want to say, mean it and not worry (agonize) so much about hurting or annoying others in the proccess.

I need to be more assertive and care more about myself.

I'm irresolute and guilt ridden.

It's time to switch meds. The Wellbutrin isn't working anymore.
 
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