Isolated Blurt Thread

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RedHairedandFriendly said:
I must be on a handcuff kick. . .is this a bad thing?
Not at all. Just keep the keys close by . . . ;)

Unrelated: I :heart: my ex husband! (in a purely - he is such a good man, and an amazing friend, we co-parent well together and he supports my priorities way)
 
This is going to be a very lonnnnnnng day. I can tell already and it's only 6 a.m.
 
Nirvanadragones said:
Not at all. Just keep the keys close by . . . ;)

Unrelated: I :heart: my ex husband! (in a purely - he is such a good man, and an amazing friend, we co-parent well together and he supports my priorities way)
w00t!! I shall. lol. . .just seems I need steel in my life lately. :rolleyes:
 
Vermilion said:
Perhaps we're equally silly then... but not as silly as my friend who was cooking pasta whilst drunk and poured it into the colander whilst holding it over her feet... it seems she forgot that the water would come out of the colander! (oh yeh - and she was wearing sandals)
Us blondes, huh?
x
V


I was once making tea, absent mindedly my hand was over the top of the mug...can we say scalding? :rolleyes: i was NOT drunk (never have been!) my parents took us all to Toy R Us after i did that coz i was crying so much it was killing me. Toys R Us worked- i was about 11 or 12.

Not as bad as my cuz who managed to drop a whole kettle on her right thigh- she has no hair growth there now!

~~ OMG! an old man got on the tube today and had a huge crucifix in his hand, and did that blessing thing where you cross the person you're blessing (is that right?!) with his crucifix. He did it to everyone in my side of the carraige and then got off the tube!!!!! we all burst into laughter when he got off and had a discussions as to whether he did that on every tube every day! He certainly would have thought twice about blessing me had he known i was reivisnig my lesbian porn! ;)
 
:eek: her reason 'we dated' well, yes we did, but im very surprised that she put that as the reason, just coz it was so transient! *grins like mad*
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I kiss the booboo. :kiss: :heart:
Me too, and Red's got me a little anxious now - keep an eye on it, Vana dear. I've had minor run ins with burning plastic, and it is indeed nasty stuff (think napalm :eek: .)
 
Nirvanadragones said:
I :heart: my ex husband! (in a purely - he is such a good man, and an amazing friend, we co-parent well together and he supports my priorities way)
I'm so very happy for you. :heart:
 
*mimicks Bear in The Big Blue House*

Where oh where oh where is Dampy, where oh where oh where is Dampy? Where could Dampy be?

:(

*emails and pm's* :(
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
I was once making tea, absent mindedly my hand was over the top of the mug...can we say scalding? :rolleyes: i was NOT drunk (never have been!) my parents took us all to Toy R Us after i did that coz i was crying so much it was killing me. Toys R Us worked- i was about 11 or 12.

Not as bad as my cuz who managed to drop a whole kettle on her right thigh- she has no hair growth there now!
Several decades ago, in almost pre-microwave era, I was making popcorn with friends in one of those poppers that are basically an electric hotplate you put oil and kernels in with a big lid that becomes the bowl. For some reason there was some water in the oil - I had just washed the thing or something? - and it wasn't working all that well. Eventually it was done to a marginally acceptable level, and I went to flip the thing over, which was SOP for converting the lid into the popcorn bowl. A stream of boiling oil and water poured out onto my thigh; I had shorts on and about half landed on skin and half on fabric. I screamed in shock, but the brain didn't stop working, thank goodness: I whipped off the shorts and ran into the shower, turning on a stream of cool-ish water.

The upshot was, a large and disgusting blister for several days, but no really serious burn. I had a mark on my thigh for years, but I just looked and its barely there anymore.
 
Two new stories submitted..... Earth Day story started.....

I'm beginning to like the anguish, confusion and pain of posting troll fodder..... :eek: :rolleyes:
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
*mimicks Bear in The Big Blue House*

Where oh where oh where is Dampy, where oh where oh where is Dampy? Where could Dampy be?

:(

*emails and pm's* :(
Please advise. :(

Does anyone have a phone number or other way to contact Dampy if she remains incommunicado?
 
Vermilion said:
no idea, but lust is certainly possible...
who did you have in mind?


Oh, the list is long and memorable, but the thought was started my the way McKenna just sort of lies there currently...makes me want to go apply for a Prince Charming license.... ;)



:cool:
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
Several decades ago

The upshot was, a large and disgusting blister for several days, but no really serious burn. I had a mark on my thigh for years, but I just looked and its barely there anymore.

SEVERAL decades? either you're 60+ and had this incident in infancy :)rolleyes: ) or you're over exagerating ;)

Sounds painful though! bet you were more careful the enxt time ;)

My cuz pulled her trousers down her leg which she shouldnt have done- she should have cut them. Made the wound far worse.

~~ Re Dampy, i shall let you know :kiss:
 
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