Isolated Blurt Thread

[rgraham666]

I've heard 'crazy as a shit house rat'.

Blurt: Damn! That fucking raccoon is doing laps in my attic again.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I sincerely doubt that.

i love your sincerity

 

[drksideofthemoon]

im never right

Oh phhhfffft...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

im never right

I disagree, and I elect myself THE authority on such things.
So knock that frown off and smile.
NOW!

 

[damppanties]

3 a.m. phone calls are the best.

 

[minsue]

i love your sincerity

Good. That's much better.

 

[minsue]

3 a.m. phone calls are the best.

Depends on what they're sellin'....

 

[damppanties]

Depends on what they're sellin'....

Glittering dreams.

 

[minsue]

Glittering dreams.

Those are definitely the best kind.

 

[damppanties]

Those are definitely the best kind.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Lucky, Dark, Min i love you all (will your respective wives now come after me with pitchforks? *grins at the thought*)

~~ draft 2 looks fantastic...considering i havent drawn like this in so long...and David seems to be enjoying it too Draft 3 might be the fnial draft before the final. then i need to worry further about drawing it about 6 times bigger...*sigh*

but god...drawing feels so wonderful, oh how ive missed it. Drawing...being able to lose myself in the drawing...means more than just the art at the end of it. So so much more, and i realise that now. Maybe this means that 'that' can finally be put to some sort of rest?

*happy sigh*

 

[drksideofthemoon]

3 a.m. phone calls are the best.

I tried calling you at 3 a.m., but woke the grocer two streets over...and had a discussion about his potatos that I am sure that walked all the way from Mumbai on their own....

 

[Trombonus]

I've suddenly noticed how much I dislike looking at myself repeatedly.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I've suddenly noticed how much I dislike looking at myself repeatedly.

Threw me off at first, but you're so cute...

 

[minsue]

I've suddenly noticed how much I dislike looking at myself repeatedly.

You get used to it after a while. I used to only be able to stand AVs of myself for very short periods of time, but now I just ignore me. There's much better AVs to stare at then my own.

 

[Trombonus]

Threw me off at first, but you're so cute...

If you say so.

 

[damppanties]

I tried calling you at 3 a.m., but woke the grocer two streets over...and had a discussion about his potatos that I am sure that walked all the way from Mumbai on their own....

Was that your 3 a.m. or my 3 a.m.?

 

[minsue]

Was that your 3 a.m. or my 3 a.m.?

. .

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Was that your 3 a.m. or my 3 a.m.?

Must have been your time, he sounded sleepy and a bit put off...

 

[damppanties]

Must have been your time, he sounded sleepy and a bit put off...

My time. I like the sound of that. Like I own time.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

My time. I like the sound of that. Like I own time.

That's kind of an interesting concept...what would it be like if you did own time...

 

[damppanties]

That's kind of an interesting concept...what would it be like if you did own time...

I'm writing about it. The story will be out in a few days. Or months. Or yea...

ANd going to bed now. Night.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

This made me smile SO huge...i wanted to share it.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" - "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS "

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

and Finally ....


God may have created man before woman, but
there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Are those real?

 

[bill1955]

Where is your sweetness now?