Isolated Blurt Thread

[matriarch]

Yeah, a bit pants some of 'em.

This latest one crashed my machine, scrambled my systems, has decided my printer doesn't exist, and the humiliation of them all, had to go get eldest sprog to sort it out for me. Just taken him home. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Guest]

This latest one crashed my machine, scrambled my systems, has decided my printer doesn't exist, and the humiliation of them all, had to go get eldest sprog to sort it out for me. Just taken him home. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

This always works for me...

Think of Bill Gates in a BDSM dungeon, with a gimp flicking peanuts at his genitalia.

 

[Edward Teach]

Meitnerium

Element 109, meitnerium, is a synthetic element that is not present in the environment at all.

 

[impressive]

My head hurts.

 

[matriarch]

My head hurts.

Then stop thinking.

 

[impressive]

Then stop thinking.

It's not MY thinking -- but that of others -- that's making it hurt.

 

[McKenna]

Hello lalai.

Gauche

What, no kiss?

 

[lalai]

wow

thank you for the warm welcome Lucky and Gauche and McKenna

lalai

 

[gauchecritic]

What, no kiss?

I was being diplomatic and not wishing to cause embarrassment due to any possible homophobia.

The name Lalai at first glance would appear feminine but could easily, as the case with my name, be non-gender specific.

Now don't get me wrong, I have no qualms whatsoever about giving cyber kisses to guys or the occasional bout of homoerotic flirting, but being a newbie I gave the benefit of the doubt.

On the understanding that Lalai is either a) straight female b) gay male or c) sexually secure and therefor unthreatened straight:

Gauche for anyone else that would receive it.

edited to add to the list d) Sexually secure lesbian.

 

[Guest]

for anyone else that would receive it.

That one's mine. I need it.

Perdita

 

[McKenna]

I was being diplomatic and not wishing to cause embarrassment due to any possible homophobia.

The name Lalai at first glance would appear feminine but could easily, as the case with my name, be non-gender specific.

Now don't get me wrong, I have no qualms whatsoever about giving cyber kisses to guys or the occasional bout of homoerotic flirting, but being a newbie I gave the benefit of the doubt.

On the understanding that Lalai is either a) straight female b) gay male or c) sexually secure and therefor unthreatened straight:

Gauche for anyone else that would receive it.

edited to add to the list d) Sexually secure lesbian.

I meant, "What? No kiss for me?"

 

[Guest]

I meant, "What? No kiss for me?"

Good grief, Mack. You have no pride it seems. P.

 

[McKenna]

Good grief, Mack. You have no pride it seems. P.

It is a blurt thread! I'll take a kiss from you, too, if you're giving them out.

 

[gauchecritic]

I meant, "What? No kiss for me?"

Well hide it from Perdita

Gauche

(for perdita )

 

[McKenna]

Well hide it from Perdita

Gauche

(for perdita )

Woo hoo! The night is now complete!

 

[Guest]

 

[gauchecritic]

What? No tongues?

Gauche

 

[Guest]

What? No tongues?

Perdita

 

[McKenna]

Why do Brits pronounce "pasta" they way you'd think Americans would?

 

[gauchecritic]

Why do Brits pronounce "pasta" they way you'd think Americans would?

You just think they do. I'll bet you think they say bahstard too!

Gauche

 

[lalai]

I am

human/myn. Thanks for the kiss Gauche I'll receive it.

lalai/lyra

 

[McKenna]

You just think they do. I'll bet you think they say bahstard too!

Gauche

Don't they say bahstard? As in not rhyming with bat?

pahsta

paaasta

?

I give up.

 

[cloudy]

BLURT (to no one here, but damn, I'm tired of biting my tongue): I know you have absolutely no respect for me at all, but honestly, how fucking stupid do you think I am?

Did you think that I would let that shit just slide on past, and not realize what new shit you were trying to pull on me now?

Jeezus-fucking-christ.

I'm beginning to think that YOU are a whole lot denser than I originally thought. Not only that, but you have such a fucking high opinion of yourself, and think you're so damn clever that I wouldn't notice you were trying to screw me over, yet again.

Sorry, hon. Not buying it.

 

[McKenna]

BLURT ...snip...

Let it all out.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

BLURT (to no one here, but damn, I'm tired of biting my tongue): I know you have absolutely no respect for me at all, but honestly, how fucking stupid do you think I am?

Did you think that I would let that shit just slide on past, and not realize what new shit you were trying to pull on me now?

Jeezus-fucking-christ.

I'm beginning to think that YOU are a whole lot denser than I originally thought. Not only that, but you have such a fucking high opinion of yourself, and think you're so damn clever that I wouldn't notice you were trying to screw me over, yet again.

Sorry, hon. Not buying it.

Atta girl, no blinders on you, eh?