lucky-E-leven
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The fireplace just might be my favorite feature of this house.
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Can I play with it?Salvor-Hardon said:I have such a cute thumb pig![]()

A quivering mass of jelly?damppanties said:So if just the lurking can do this to me, imagine what I'd be when you decide to come here all the time.![]()
Can we have s'mores??lucky-E-leven said:The fireplace just might be my favorite feature of this house.
Yeah, but you'll have to wait 'till the kids get home. The last time we roasted marshmallows in the fireplace without them the shit hit the fan.Samandiriel said:Can we have s'mores??
Cool, they can make them and I'll eat them.lucky-E-leven said:Yeah, but you'll have to wait 'till the kids get home. The last time we roasted marshmallows in the fireplace without them the shit hit the fan.
I know all.damppanties said:sigh.![]()
You know me so well.![]()
You need to go to the help me here thread then.Samandiriel said:I know all.

We have one of those?damppanties said:You need to go to the help me here thread then.![]()
We do.Samandiriel said:We have one of those?
I need to go shower....or masturbate......are they interchangable?
Well I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in nuts....we do!damppanties said:
You have us.cloudy said:truly isolated:
don't give up, baby.![]()

And... so?Samandiriel said:Well I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in nuts....we do!
um.....I have to go ....showerbate.damppanties said:And... so?![]()
Excuses...Samandiriel said:um.....I have to go ....showerbate.![]()
Samandiriel said:um.....I have to go ....showerbate.![]()

No, more like a watersport.damppanties said:Excuses...![]()
I've humped the side of the bed too.SEVERUSMAX said:One of the best ways to do it...aside from humping the bed....![]()
Samandiriel said:I need to go shower....or masturbate......are they interchangable?

Meet me in the shower then.sophia jane said:I've never been able to masturbate in the shower. But speaking of masturbation, that seems to be a good idea.
Except I don't want to masturbate. I want to get laid!![]()
You're sick in the head,undead girl.Samandiriel said:No, more like a watersport.

Samandiriel said:I've humped the side of the bed too.
It took you this long to notice?damppanties said:You're sick in the head,undead girl.![]()