Isolated Blurt Thread

[mlady_france]

*tears*
I'm going to be without the net for 4 days starting Saturday.

Is it too early for withdraws?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I was wondering.
it's okay, I've been playing hooky for over four years.

hey, that's the thing about working for yourself. Your boss is an asshole and knows where you live, so you can never call in pretending to be sick.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

hey, that's the thing about working for yourself. Your boss is an asshole and knows where you live, so you can never call in pretending to be sick.

my boss allows frequent breaks for lunch and naps.

 

[mlady_france]

my boss allows frequent breaks for lunch and naps.

Hey mine too.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hey mine too.

oh, and porn breaks, don't forget that.

 

[mlady_france]

oh, and porn breaks, don't forget that.

Yes, mustn't forget the porn breaks!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Go jump off a fucking cliff. Just do me a favor and make it look like an accident. At least then I'd be able to collect insurance off your sorry ass.

 

[mlady_france]

Go jump off a fucking cliff. Just do me a favor and make it look like an accident. At least then I'd be able to collect insurance off your sorry ass.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Go jump off a fucking cliff. Just do me a favor and make it look like an accident. At least then I'd be able to collect insurance off your sorry ass.

keep on cooking with butter, I always say.

 

[carsonshepherd]

oh... and take those non-slip adhesive things out of the bathtub!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

keep on cooking with butter, I always say.

That takes way too long... lol.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

oh... and take those non-slip adhesive things out of the bathtub!

or buy him some really dangerous tools
I don't know how many times my bf has almost killed himself with the tree trimmer.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Go jump off a fucking cliff. Just do me a favor and make it look like an accident. At least then I'd be able to collect insurance off your sorry ass.

Sorry Crim...

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

You two (carson and scarlett) are a riot.

Thanks mlady and Liz.

Obviously, it's been a very bad day.

 

[ElizabethWest]

You two (carson and scarlett) are a riot.

Thanks mlady and Liz.

Obviously, it's been a very bad day.

I have connections... do I need to call in a favor?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You two (carson and scarlett) are a riot.

Thanks mlady and Liz.

Obviously, it's been a very bad day.

you have a great ass, if it's any consolation.

 

[mlady_france]

I have connections... do I need to call in a favor?

I could use that number too.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I could use that number too.

I'll keep you on the list.

 

[The_Fool]

or buy him some really dangerous tools
I don't know how many times my bf has almost killed himself with the tree trimmer.

Nail guns and chain saws...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'll just round them all up like piggies and stick them in a pen.
Bad little piggies.
now where's my stun gun?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'll just round them all up like piggies and stick them in a pen.
Bad little piggies.
now where's my stun gun?

don't ya mean nail gun?

KA_CHUNK!

 

[The_Fool]

don't ya mean nail gun?

KA_CHUNK!

Talking about piggies, I think she was referring to a cattle prod.

How can something so phallic, be so evil?

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'll just round them all up like piggies and stick them in a pen.
Bad little piggies.
now where's my stun gun?

Dibs on the bacon leftovers.

 

[mlady_france]

I'll just round them all up like piggies and stick them in a pen.
Bad little piggies.
now where's my stun gun?

Do you have the cowgirl hat and lasso?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

don't ya mean nail gun?

KA_CHUNK!

if it comes to that.

Nail guns and chain saws...

rickety ladder+chainsaw