Isolated Blurt Thread

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lucky-E-leven said:
Ripped panties are a good thing.
they can be.
unless you are me... and you can't afford to replace them and going commando is hard...
i'll deal. :kiss: :devil:
 
vella_ms said:
they can be.
unless you are me... and you can't afford to replace them and going commando is hard...
i'll deal. :kiss: :devil:
I'm buying you a truckload of those awesome lace boyshorts that get my motor running so good. :p
 
*sigh* Sometimes you have to fight your kids battles and you know in the end they will hurt inside. . .*sigh* But you have too, because as a parent it is your job.
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I'm buying you a truckload of those awesome lace boyshorts that get my motor running so good. :p
LOL sounds wonderful my gorgeous woman.
 
i really don't need my uterus any more. its done its job...and now all it does is kick up a fuss every month. this isnt something i feel comfortable handling with my handy exacto knife.
 
vella_ms said:
i really don't need my uterus any more. its done its job...and now all it does is kick up a fuss every month. this isnt something i feel comfortable handling with my handy exacto knife.

I used a grapefruit spoon.

But seriously, losin' it (and those pesky ovaries) was one of the smartest moves I've ever made.

:rose:
 
Alessia Brio said:
I used a grapefruit spoon.

But seriously, losin' it (and those pesky ovaries) was one of the smartest moves I've ever made.

:rose:
yes but you're one of those always positive people.
me, less so.
:kiss:
maybe one day but for now, ill be bitching about it every 28-30.
 
I took this screenshot when it occurred to me that the juxtaposition of the open tabs was funny.
 
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Equinoxe said:
I took this screenshot when it occurred to me that the juxtaposition of the open tabs was funny.
*gigglesnort*

blurt: But ma! i don't wanna go to school today! Can i stay home and bake cookies with yooouuu?
 
OK, next time a recipe says to stir constantly, either you stand there and stir it or you wash the pot afterwards. i just spent an hour of my life chipping shit off the bottom of this one AFTER it had soaked in soapy water, and AFTER it sat out all night with oven cleaner working at it. i just gave it another coat of oven cleaner.

Oy.
 
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