Isolated Blurt Thread

[carsonshepherd]

I'm sick.

yeah, we know.

 

[ElizabethWest]

yeah, we know.

Because I talk to myself?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I think it's been at least a year and a half since I did any kind of sit-ups.

My abs hurt.

 

[Dar~]

[size=+4]FUCKING MOUTHY BITCHY BACK BITING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

Okay I feel better now.

 

[Guest]

I think it's been at least a year and a half since I did any kind of sit-ups.

My abs hurt.

cum
lemme kiss em more betterer.

 

[impressive]

I think it's been at least a year and a half since I did any kind of sit-ups.

My abs hurt.

120/day ... each and every day. Makes a difference (but doesn't do a damned thing for stretch marks).

 

[ElizabethWest]

but doesn't do a damned thing for stretch marks

Ah, just one more excuse I can use to never start...

 

[ElizabethWest]

Well that was a valuable lesson.

Don't try to vacuum the dog hair out of your keyboard. I had to take the vacuum apart to get the V and Shift key back.

Try explaining that one to the IT department.

 

[ElizabethWest]

WHAT!!! You've never had chili?????

 

[McKenna]

"I'm really not, you know," she said.

"Not what?" he asked, confused.

"Beautiful."

"I could feed you a dozen inane platitudes to reassure you of your beauty, but unless you believe it, it will never be true."

She bit her lip and looked away. The vulnerability exhibited in her action caused an immediate softening of his expression. "You are equisite. You are genuine. And you're really not, you know."

"Not what?" she asked.

"Uninteresting."

 

[Guest]

"I'm really not, you know," she said.

"Not what?" he asked, confused.

"Beautiful."

"I could feed you a dozen inane platitudes to reassure you of your beauty, but unless you believe it, it will never be true."

She bit her lip and looked away. The vulnerability exhibited in her action caused an immediate softening of his expression. "You are equisite. You are genuine. And you're really not, you know."

"Not what?" she asked.

"Uninteresting."

The audience fell silent as the poignant scene played out, watching with rapt interest, their collective mood was palpable.

 

[matriarch]

Ah, just one more excuse I can use to never start...

Exactement, ma cherie.
Exactement.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Exactement, ma cherie.
Exactement.

oui

 

[lil_elvis]

I wanna strangle Ralph Lipschitz.

 

[Dar~]

[size=+7]YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

 

[impressive]

Ain't sex grand?

 

[Dar~]

yeah, isn't it cool to let people who don't get it know you had it . .

 

[impressive]

yeah, isn't it cool to let people who don't get it know you had it . .

I'm still hungry, though.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Argh, could they possibly use some more water? People in the desert wish you'd stop using so much fucking water!

 

[yui]

Argh, could they possibly use some more water? People in the desert wish you'd stop using so much fucking water!

So sorry about the water, but it evaporates out of the swimming pool so quickly!

P.S. Looove the AV, Miss S!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

So sorry about the water, but it evaporates out of the swimming pool so quickly!

P.S. Looove the AV, Miss S!

thank you!
I'm just annoyed with my boyfriend and his new power washer.
He's got the weed whacker out now, thank god.

 

[Dar~]

Hey, send him over to my house, I need to spray the leaves out of the rock in my flower beds.

How are you doing aside from that sexy miss scarlett? We've missed you or at least I have.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I just spent the last fifteen minutes teaching my three year old how to shake her booty to the local Pop Music station, and good news! She does not get her dancing ability from her papa.



Gawd, I love to dance. It's been much too long.

~lucky

 

[carsonshepherd]

to elizabethwest:

I switched to raisin bran.

 

[ElizabethWest]

to elizabethwest:

I switched to raisin bran.

Yummy! Better than that other stuff...