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ABSTRUSE said:
English candy all has a gay sounding name.
very very true.
i dont know how i feel about that...but the fact that i spent even this much time thinking on it disturbs me to a level im, frankly, uncomfortable with.
 
vella_ms said:
very very true.
i dont know how i feel about that...but the fact that i spent even this much time thinking on it disturbs me to a level im, frankly, uncomfortable with.
Have another Twiddledee winkypoo bar and you'll feel better.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Have another Twiddledee winkypoo bar and you'll feel better.
lol
no more pilfering from the kids stash. might have to run to the store for more 'frozen lollies' as mat would call them.
but i think my ass has formed an unnatural attachement to the chair.
 
vella_ms said:
lol
no more pilfering from the kids stash. might have to run to the store for more 'frozen lollies' as mat would call them.
but i think my ass has formed an unnatural attachement to the chair.
at least it isn't raining and you don't need your wellies.

I :heart: my ass groove.


You owe me a PM about what I sent you, did you read it???
 
vella_ms said:
lol
no more pilfering from the kids stash. might have to run to the store for more 'frozen lollies' as mat would call them.
but i think my ass has formed an unnatural attachement to the chair.

So that's where I left my whoopee cushion!
 
ABSTRUSE said:
at least it isn't raining and you don't need your wellies.

I :heart: my ass groove.


You owe me a PM about what I sent you, did you read it???
i know i owe you a pm but i cant write to you until i finish reading. i find myself having to stop wanting to edit it...hard to get out of that groove yannow.


i love my ass groove too. its rather large but finely shaped. (_|_)
 
vella_ms said:
i know i owe you a pm but i cant write to you until i finish reading. i find myself having to stop wanting to edit it...hard to get out of that groove yannow.


i love my ass groove too. its rather large but finely shaped. (_|_)
bitch, did I say to edit??? no, just read it. stupid blonde.


My ass groove has been used as a candy mold, like a clam shell only with cellulite.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Did you get an offer? can we have the naughty details?

Umm...too many offers (3 is way to many in my book). Kinda pitiful. They all have about 3 or 4 posts to their name. For some reason they think I want to entertain them while they wank.

I played along with one in PM's just to confirm my suspicions. He fogged up my monitor.
 
lil_elvis_lover said:
Umm...too many offers (3 is way to many in my book). Kinda pitiful. They all have about 3 or 4 posts to their name. For some reason they think I want to entertain them while they wank.

I played along with one in PM's just to confirm my suspicions. He fogged up my monitor.
You're a wanton woman now.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
bitch, did I say to edit??? no, just read it. stupid blonde.


My ass groove has been used as a candy mold, like a clam shell only with cellulite.
skank, did i say i was editing? no, im just reading...its hard to not edit now.
vapid wench!


your ass groove scares the hell out of me. the fact that you likened it to a clam shell only adds to the suspicion that you need massengil more now than ever!
 
vella_ms said:
skank, did i say i was editing? no, im just reading...its hard to not edit now.
vapid wench!


your ass groove scares the hell out of me. the fact that you likened it to a clam shell only adds to the suspicion that you need massengil more now than ever!
I just need to say..........I've so missed throwing barbs with you. :heart:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Take out or all you can eat?


How's the new job?

Prix Fix. :D

Did my first day on the job yesterday. My coworkers are nice, but my feet were killing me. Hopefully, I'll recover before my next stint on Sunday.
 
Wakka-wakka-do-do-yeah!!!

"Albuquerque" by Weird Al may be one of the best songs ever written. :D
 
admission;

it was me in the library with the candlestick.


or
really im the one who broke the disposal because i didn't see the shot glass that had fallen in there.

fuck.
 
vella_ms said:
it was me in the library with the candlestick.


or
really im the one who broke the disposal because i didn't see the shot glass that had fallen in there.

fuck.

Blame it on my brother. Always worked for me. Innocent one that I am. :rolleyes:


Ummm...did you get my PM?
 
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