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Well, I won't do that again. 
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He's from IndiaRebeccaLeah said:Now I just need a strong boy to carry it downstairs for me so I don't have to abuse my very sweet neighbor that already babysat my kitty while I was gone.
Belegon said:*Sigh*
figures....
See actually wants a man around and I missed it!
oh well...maybe I'll just go to the movies today...

RebeccaLeah said:Sorry sweetie. Wanna fly over now to help me with the stupid thing? Started raining so I didn't want to take it out last night.
Don't see 'snakes on a plane'. Especially not with little ones in tow. Went to an 11 o'clock showing, yes 11pm, and two parents were there with their 2 kids, maybe 5 and 7 at the oldest. It's rated R, and you bring them to a showing at a time that will draw a bunch of punk/goth/technophile 20 somethings bringing their own plastic snakes who will swear and shout through most of the movie?
Someone explain that one to me, it's up there with the lady in Vegas at 2am, 3 or 4 year old in tow, giving Gosling and I a dirty look for walking along holding hands.
What's with parents? You'd think porn authors would be twisted or something, but damn, you all are some of the best role models for parenting I know.
Wow, didn't mean to go on a rant there.......Sorry everyone.![]()
femininity said:hahahaha hehehehhehehee!!!!!!
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Monkeys? Or Munchkins?femininity said:hahahaha hehehehhehehee!!!!!!
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Nirvanadragones said:Nambiotch![]()
femininity said:Im steady tryna find a motive,
Why do what i do?,
Freedom aint gettin no closer,
No matter how far i go,
My car is stolen, no registration,
Cops patrolin, and now they done stop me,
And i get locked up,
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Nirvanadragones said:Sinner. . .![]()
Nirvanadragones said:Sinner. . .![]()
Belegon said:not pouncing you in consideration of recent events...
...but you do see the effort it's taking to hold back, right?
how about a...
*Snuggle!*?
Nirvanadragones said:Snuggles are always welcome![]()
Even pounces cannot be worse than what Fem is doing to me right now... She is playing my fav dance cd, and as I am confined to bed, I can hardly move - which is practically as good as having me in hell.

femininity said:understatement!!!!
If u play her something with a beat, i swear she'll start moving in her sleep![]()
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Nirvanadragones said:I refuse to comment on that without my Woman present. . .![]()
