Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

i only do that in the summer...
theres a salvage law...
once a boat is found....its finders keepers

Can I get in on that???

Speaking of salvage, you don't have the stories we were working on saved do you??

 

[Guest]

Can I get in on that???

Speaking of salvage, you don't have the stories we were working on saved do you??

i know that as you age, you become forgetful
forget to back up
forget that i told you last night that i did save them...
its ok...im here to be a reminder (of good and bad)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i know that as you age, you become forgetful
forget to back up
forget that i told you last night that i did save them...
its ok...im here to be a reminder (of good and bad)

I think I left before I saw your reply babe...mom and dad dropped in for a spell.

 

[Guest]

I think I left before I saw your reply babe...mom and dad dropped in for a spell.

were you able to conjure one up for them?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

were you able to conjure one up for them?

Yes I did, I even shrunk a head.

Can you email them to me love? Maybe then I'll be less of a spastic freak than I normally am.

 

[Guest]

Yes I did, I even shrunk a head.

Can you email them to me love? Maybe then I'll be less of a spastic freak than I normally am.

no you wont, but i will email them to you
because of the kindness that dwells deep within me breast...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

no you wont, but i will email them to you
because of the kindness that dwells deep within me breast...

Bullshit, you just want me to finish them...especially since you've been draggin yer ass on em.

 

[Guest]

Bullshit, you just want me to finish them...especially since you've been draggin yer ass on em.

sweetie, i cant help but to drag my ass...its momumental effort to keep it off the ground.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

sweetie, i cant help but to drag my ass...its momumental effort to keep it off the ground.

I told you, tie helium balloons to your tail...it's works for Daffy Duck.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Did somebody say ass?



~lucky

 

[Samandiriel]

Speaking of asses, I had a confrontation with one this morning. I was beyond infuriated and leaning towards torture.

There was a great one called "Goat's tongue", the victim was placed in stocks, their feet covered with salt and a thirsty goat was tethered nearby, the goat would lick the victims feet to the bone.

I think in this case that would be letting them off easy.

Okay, it's barbaric, but don't tell me none of you have never thought of doing something heinous to someone before....road rage anyone?

 

[Guest]

Speaking of asses, I had a confrontation with one this morning. I was beyond infuriated and leaning towards torture.

There was a great one called "Goat's tongue", the victim was placed in stocks, their feet covered with salt and a thirsty goat was tethered nearby, the goat would lick the victims feet to the bone.

I think in this case that would be letting them off easy.

Okay, it's barbaric, but don't tell me none of you have never thought of doing something heinous to someone before....road rage anyone?

never.
see creative anger thread.

have missed you, bitch.

 

[Samandiriel]

never.
see creative anger thread.

have missed you, bitch.

I saw that and didn't want to spoil the fun.

It's nice to be missed, especially by arrows and large stones.

 

[Guest]

I saw that and didn't want to spoil the fun.

It's nice to be missed, especially by arrows and large stones.

how could you possibly spoil the fun?! improbable at best
but my aim is good if youre standing still.

 

[Samandiriel]

how could you possibly spoil the fun?! improbable at best
but my aim is good if youre standing still.

I'm a slowly moving target, it's akin to modern dance.

 

[impressive]

Now serving at Imp's place: brownies, still warm from the oven, with homemade whipped cream (not that pressurized shit or CoolWhip) and fresh coffee. C'mon over!

 

[Samandiriel]

Now serving at Imp's place: brownies, still warm from the oven, with homemade whipped cream (not that pressurized shit or CoolWhip) and fresh coffee. C'mon over!

Will you Marry Me?

 

[Guest]

Will you Marry Me?

STRUMPET

 

[impressive]

Will you Marry Me?

No, but I'll play with you.

 

[Samandiriel]

STRUMPET

No honey, it's Crumpet.....you really should learn your baked goods.

 

[Samandiriel]

No, but I'll play with you.

Good because marriage is a tool of Satan anyway. Debauch away!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

To: SBC Telephone & Internet Services
Re: Fucking up my invoice & not having 24/7 Customer Service

Fuck you in your bitch ass for screwing up in the billing department and not charging any of your dial-up customers for three months and then recognizing your mistake and slapping me with a phat phone bill whenever it fucking well suits you! When I make an oversight in payment, there are no OOPS! SORRY ABOUT THAT. I'LL FIX IT NEXT MONTH! opportunities. You promised broadband would be available 6 months ago and it still isn't. That alone ought to warrant a discount for the used and abused dial-up customers of yours that must suffer the SLOW ASS consequences. Additionally, what other billion dollar company do you know has absolutely zero customer service available after 7 pm Saturday until 8 am Eastern time Monday? Plus, you're overcharging me for my regular phone service as it is. Do not excuse this again with, "Sorry, ma'am, service charges are like that."

Get your heads out of your asses and figure your shit out!


~lucky

 

[Guest]

To: SBC Telephone & Internet Services
Re: Fucking up my invoice & not having 24/7 Customer Service

Fuck you in your bitch ass for screwing up in the billing department and not charging any of your dial-up customers for three months and then recognizing your mistake and slapping me with a phat phone bill whenever it fucking well suits you! When I make an oversight in payment, there are no OOPS! SORRY ABOUT THAT. I'LL FIX IT NEXT MONTH! opportunities. You promised broadband would be available 6 months ago and it still isn't. That alone ought to warrant a discount for the used and abused dial-up customers of yours that must suffer the SLOW ASS consequences. Additionally, what other billion dollar company do you know has absolutely zero customer service available after 7 pm Saturday until 8 am Eastern time Monday? Plus, you're overcharging me for my regular phone service as it is. Do not excuse this again with, "Sorry, ma'am, service charges are like that."

Get your heads out of your asses and figure your shit out!


~lucky

please see creative anger thread

 

[ABSTRUSE]

To: SBC Telephone & Internet Services
Re: Fucking up my invoice & not having 24/7 Customer Service

Fuck you in your bitch ass for screwing up in the billing department and not charging any of your dial-up customers for three months and then recognizing your mistake and slapping me with a phat phone bill whenever it fucking well suits you! When I make an oversight in payment, there are no OOPS! SORRY ABOUT THAT. I'LL FIX IT NEXT MONTH! opportunities. You promised broadband would be available 6 months ago and it still isn't. That alone ought to warrant a discount for the used and abused dial-up customers of yours that must suffer the SLOW ASS consequences. Additionally, what other billion dollar company do you know has absolutely zero customer service available after 7 pm Saturday until 8 am Eastern time Monday? Plus, you're overcharging me for my regular phone service as it is. Do not excuse this again with, "Sorry, ma'am, service charges are like that."

Get your heads out of your asses and figure your shit out!


~lucky

Sign me up for the ass kicking tour...I have a plank with a nail in it.

 

[Guest]

Sign me up for the ass kicking tour...I have a plank with a nail in it.

*scribble, scribble*

goood, yes, i see the merit in this... please go on...