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ABSTRUSE said:
Ewwww not in the Northeast we don't. We like apple pie and cheesesteaks. :cool:
and in the north east you have specialty stores, like "World Market" and such... so the biscuits (read: cookies) are available
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
That's right, pard: Sometimes you have to rough it here on the frontier. Everyone in this country lives on corn meal mush, pork lard, and whiskey. On special occassions (like John Wayne's birthday) we slaughter and cook up one of them little dogies' for a celebration.


I don't eat much meat. Pork - you have got to be kidding me! :cool:

Bring on the Jack Daniels! :D
 
artisticbiguy said:
and in the north east you have specialty stores, like "World Market" and such... so the biscuits (read: cookies) are available

Thank you kind Sir. I would need a map to the nearest ;) Can't live without me Tuc biscuits ;) :catroar: Um cookies. Whatever :rolleyes:
 
Nirvanadragones said:
Thank you kind Sir. I would need a map to the nearest ;) Can't live without me Tuc biscuits ;) :catroar: Um cookies. Whatever :rolleyes:
Mal loved Tuc digestives when we were in England... so I occassionally have to go into civilation and obtain her a sleeve of them :D
 
artisticbiguy said:
Mal loved Tuc digestives when we were in England... so I occassionally have to go into civilation and obtain her a sleeve of them :D

Comfort food in perfection... The crumble factor is the best part :)
 
artisticbiguy said:
now that's a word I haven't heard in a while
:nana:

It's a good'un isn't it?
It fitted the bill. I wanted to use an expletive that wasn't rude or smutty, and that one just jumped into my head.

I've just been mowing the lawn in the back garden. It's 107F (41C) out there. :eek: Did it in 3 sessions, taking frequent water breaks. I was ok until I stopped, then it was like someone had turned a hose on me. Bleedin' ridikolus.

Then I started weed-whacking (we use the word 'strimmer') round the edges, and the trees....and all went well, until I must have slammed the plastic blade against something it didn't really like. Now I have no blade, I don't know where Min keeps the spares, she's out visiting grandma with her mum. Time for me to stop.

My god, a shower never, never, never felt so good.
 
Nirvanadragones said:
Thank you kind Sir. I would need a map to the nearest ;) Can't live without me Tuc biscuits ;) :catroar: Um cookies. Whatever :rolleyes:
I'm laying in a supply of Tuc biscuits just in case a goddess ever appears on my doorstep. They'll be stored behind the pork lard and corn whiskey.
 
Ye gods!!

It's a hundred and freakin' nine degrees out there now.

How is anyone supposed to survive in this?????

Thank goddess for air conditioning and ice. :eek:
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
I'm laying in a supply of Tuc biscuits just in case a goddess ever appears on my doorstep. They'll be stored behind the pork lard and corn whiskey.

:D Yuck. Take thee swines away from me!
 
Who the hell ordered a dust storm, only hours after I cleared and mowed the lawn, and swept the patio??

Hmmm?

Well, I'm not clearing all that freakin' debris now littering the garden!!

:mad:
 
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