Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

Sorry, was lurking. Am here now.

Lurker.

 

[damppanties]

Lurker.

I'm sure you can do better than that.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm sure you can do better than that.

I don't have the energy....raincheck?


ps...I have a new baby turtle, I'll have to send you pics and make you jealous as hell.

 

[damppanties]

I don't have the energy....raincheck?


ps...I have a new baby turtle, I'll have to send you pics and make you jealous as hell.

Anything for you.

Yes, pics. Want.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Anything for you.

Yes, pics. Want.

I take back almost all the mean things I've said about you.










I said almost.

 

[damppanties]

I take back almost all the mean things I've said about you.










I said almost.

You're going all soft. Next you'll want to cuddle.

 

[scottmcc]

Anyone else humming 'i had a little turtle, his name was tiny tim' ?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You're going all soft. Next you'll want to cuddle.

With the turtle?

His name is Fred Fredburger. I call him the cookie.

Scotty: will you sing us the whole song?

 

[scottmcc]

With the turtle?

His name is Fred Fredburger. I call him the cookie.

Scotty: will you sing us the whole song?

I had a little turtle, his name was tiny tim
I put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim
He drank up all the water, he ate up the throat
and now my little turtle has bubbles in his throat
bubbles, bubbles, bubbles
bubbles, bubbles, pop

 

[damppanties]

With the turtle?

His name is Fred Fredburger. I call him the cookie.

Scotty: will you sing us the whole song?

Cuddle with a turtle? Send me that pic too.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Cuddle with a turtle? Send me that pic too.

Pervert.



Scotty: Did you write that?

 

[scottmcc]

Scotty: Did you write that?

No, it is a kids song. My little girl taught it to me.

 

[damppanties]

Pervert.

I'm not the one with the turtle.

Scott, that was nice. Now imagine Abs singing that song and bathing turtle. Entertainment.

 

[scottmcc]

I'm not the one with the turtle.

Scott, that was nice. Now imagine Abs singing that song and bathing turtle. Entertainment.

Now that is dirty.... i like it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, it is a kids song. My little girl taught it to me.

Do you know the one about the lady and the crocodile? best done with appropriate hand gestures.


Oh she sailed away
on a bright and sunny day
on the back of a crocodile...

you can see, said she,
he's as tame as he could be
as they floated down the Nile....

oh the croc winked his eye
as she waved them all goodbye
wearing a great big smile.....

at the end of the ride,
the lady was inside
and the smile was on the crocodile.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm not the one with the turtle.

Scott, that was nice. Now imagine Abs singing that song and bathing turtle. Entertainment.

I'm calling PETA!!! you're sick!!

 

[scottmcc]

Do you know the one about the lady and the crocodile? best done with appropriate hand gestures.

Never heard that one.

 

[damppanties]

I'm calling PETA!!! you're sick!!

But I still get the pics, right?

 

[minsue]

There oughtta be a law against nocturnal creatures scuttling in the grass behind you that immediately stop all movement every time you turn around. Makes one feel as though they're being stalked whilst smoking.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

But I still get the pics, right?

Well......yes, of course. Silly mortal.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

There oughtta be a law against nocturnal creatures scuttling in the grass behind you that immediately stop all movement every time you turn around. Makes one feel as though they're being stalked whilst smoking.

The grass has eyes.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

The walls have ears

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The walls have ears

It helps to keep their glasses on.

 

[Belegon]

20-6!

Well, that takes the fucking biscuit!

oh yeah, that Bears-Rams game....

 

[Nirvanadragones]

It helps to keep their glasses on.

It also has x-ray vision