Isolated Blurt Thread

[carsonshepherd]

*prances around you in a circle and points at you*

 

[FallingToFly]

I am so incredibly fucked.

Please, please, please, tell me that this kind of madness is a temporary condition?

 

[BlackShanglan]

*prances around you in a circle and points at you*

You only prance because you know what it does to me. I'd nibble you, but it might be dangerous with the prancing.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You only prance because you know what it does to me. I'd nibble you, but it might be dangerous with the prancing.

someone could put an eye out. bon soir...

 

[scottmcc]

I went to work for the entire day today. I know that isn't much of a whoop but after being sick as a dog for that past 4 days it felt great to be someone other than my bed.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I went to work for the entire day today. I know that isn't much of a whoop but after being sick as a dog for that past 4 days it felt great to be someone other than my bed.

I'm delighted for you that you are feeling better. A disease that transforms one into a bed is nothing to be trifled with.

(All the best, seriously.)

Shanglan

 

[scottmcc]

Btw, welcome back, handsome.

I would think of a witty retort if I wasn't blushing.

 

[scottmcc]

I'm delighted for you that you are feeling better. A disease that transforms one into a bed is nothing to be trifled with.

(All the best, seriously.)

Shanglan

Thank you. I will make sure next I approach to have extra sugar cube and a good brush

 

[Guest]

Ah, are there better words than "You have to stay home tomorrow from work, the handyman is coming" when you were sort of wanting to stay home anyway?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Quiet already? I think that's a record.

 

[scottmcc]

To be honest I have about six other things I could say but I didn't want to hog the post.

Blurt 1. I have a crush on a guy and he is cute and straight.

Blurt 2. It has been so long since I have had sex I have actually stopped being horny. I mean I am still kind of horny but it is like a buzzing my ear now instead of the deafening roar it once was. Another month and I will be able to say that I have less sex than a priest. (sorry bad joke)

Blurt 3. I just want to disappear for about a month or two years.

Blurt 4. I'm afraid to write.

Ok so that was only 4 but you get the point

 

[Belegon]

"I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name..."


Damn you Niravana!

 

[McKenna]

copycat

 

[FallingToFly]

To be honest I have about six other things I could say but I didn't want to hog the post.

Blurt 1. I have a crush on a guy and he is cute and straight.

Blurt 2. It has been so long since I have had sex I have actually stopped being horny. I mean I am still kind of horny but it is like a buzzing my ear now instead of the deafening roar it once was. Another month and I will be able to say that I have less sex than a priest. (sorry bad joke)

Blurt 3. I just want to disappear for about a month or two years.

Blurt 4. I'm afraid to write.

Ok so that was only 4 but you get the point

1. I know exactly how you feel.
2. Wanna go to confession with me? It's always funny to watch the priest try to conduct Mass after, without ever looking at you, and hiding behind the pulpit because his robes aren't as loose as he thought.
3. I have a place in my closet that's open to tenancy. You can keep Hoffa company. He drinks wine from the Holy Grail on Thursdays, and uses the Ark of the Covenant as a coffee table.
4. That happens. It passes too. If you need reassurance and tea and sympathy, I do that fairly well when I'm in a mood. And tonight is a mood.

Unrelated:

Why is it that when I am so tired and weepy that all I can do is hum along, they play the best dancing music?

 

[yui]

Unrelated snort: <snort>

 

[Nirvanadragones]

"I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name..."


Damn you Niravana!

Me?

 

[Belegon]

Me?

yes, you!

You posted that 80's video site!

"who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me..."

The first quote was ...hmmm. Should I say or should I wait for someone to come along and blurt it and the one above? *Grin*

 

[Nirvanadragones]

yes, you!

You posted that 80's video site!

"who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me..."

The first quote was ...hmmm. Should I say or should I wait for someone to come along and blurt it and the one above? *Grin*

I like the, both. Especially the first one

 

[Nirvanadragones]

And, erm... Are these rhetorical questions?

 

[Belegon]

I like the, both. Especially the first one

And, erm... Are these rhetorical questions?

oh yeah, and that AV's not very distracting either...damn girl, I'm supposed to be writing...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

oh yeah, and that AV's not very distracting either...damn girl, I'm supposed to be writing...

am i holding your hands and arms down and stopping you?

 

[Equinoxe]

It spreads and wastes others' time.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

It spreads and wastes others' time.

It's all your fault

 

[Samandiriel]

It puts the lotion on its skin.

 

[Equinoxe]

It's all your fault

No it isn't, it's Cleopatra's (the Lit poster, not any of Ptolemaic queens); I'm only responsible for spreading it here.

They have a Yellow Magic Orchestra video.