Isolated Blurt Thread

[MaeveoSliabh]

Hadn't even gotten a trim on well over six months. Now i have LAYERS!!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

You shouldnt have to wait for someone to make up her mind about how she is feeling about you at this moment or the next. You need to do what makes you happy. Selfish is good. Be selfish.

 

[matriarch]

Darn toaster has gone into cremation mode!!
I will NOT eat charcoal muffins for breakfast! Off to the rubbish bin with you.

 

[zeb1094]

She means the guys from the ice cream truck.

She's been seen chasing them down the street.

That's what I ment, Ice Cream dildos for all the women!

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Darn toaster has gone into cremation mode!!
I will NOT eat charcoal muffins for breakfast! Off to the rubbish bin with you.

Beat it with a big stick first. Very satisfying action.

 

[rgraham666]

Hadn't even gotten a trim on well over six months. Now i have LAYERS!!

Like an onion?

My mood is light. Been saving, and reading Colleen's stories. She's with us still.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Like an onion?

My mood is light. Been saving, and reading Colleen's stories. She's with us still.

And ogres.

 

[Aurora Black]

And ogres.

I've got a craving for parfait now, but I'd go for an ice cream dildo. Rather have it in my mouth, though. Those cookie bits can scratch.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

I've got a craving for parfait now, but I'd go for an ice cream dildo. Rather have it in my mouth, though. Those cookie bits can scratch.

Not cake? Cakes have layers, too.

 

[Aurora Black]

Not cake? Cakes have layers, too.

I want brownies.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

I want brownies.

i want sex.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

i want sex.

I want lesbian sex

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

I want lesbian sex

Works for me, too. i'm just horny.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Works for me, too. i'm just horny.

There is nothing "just" about that state of being

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

There is nothing "just" about that state of being

How about "really fucking insanely"?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

How about "really fucking insanely"?

How about "fuck?"

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

How about "fuck?"

Please?

 

[zeb1094]

How about "fuck?"

I'll take one of those, please!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Please?

Oh, Baby...

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

*blink*

i look out the door and see my 7 year old poppin wheelies on his bike. On a dirt driveway.

i see ER visits, stitches....

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I'll take one of those, please!

So will I. Neat. Make it a double.

 

[zeb1094]

*blink*

i look out the door and see my 7 year old poppin wheelies on his bike. On a dirt driveway.

i see ER visits, stitches....

If he heard you us the phrase "poppin' wheelies" he would laugh his ass off.

 

[zeb1094]

So will I. Neat. Make it a double.

Can do, beautiful!

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

If he heard you us the phrase "poppin' wheelies" he would laugh his ass off.

No, he'd think it was cool.

If i told him that -i- used to do that he would laugh his ass off.

 

[zeb1094]

No, he'd think it was cool.

If i told him that -i- used to do that he would laugh his ass off.

True, but being as old as I am, the grandchildren laugh when we, grandma and I, use phrases like that.