Isolated Blurt Thread

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MistressJett said:
*giggle*

Well, they did. Made the job harder.
And my clit wasn't gonna settle down when I kept bumping into it with the blunt side of the razor...
Alright. That does it! Post a detailed description. NOW.
 
MistressJett said:
Ooooh, I'm having story ideas... although I swear that I wasn't trying to use my razor as a masturbation aid (and no, it doesn't vibrate).

Really, like I said - it was just all crazy with the swollen and the bumping and... *shudder* Crazy, I tell you.
I know! There was this shaving story I read on Lit once. I wasn't the same again.
 
Reading smut aloud in front of an audience isn't nearly as difficult as I'd imagined. ;)
 
impressive said:
Reading smut aloud in front of an audience isn't nearly as difficult as I'd imagined. ;)


Where, when? No need to be too specific.

Curious.
 
Woohoo!! It moved up from 315 to 294. Onward and upwards, my darling, onwards and upwards!

Side note: AFCFH HAs moved from 35 to 9. I am so proud of my babies!!!

And I really wish someone would throw the last kick at those other two.

(Yes, I am a freak. Don't mind me.)
 
sophia jane said:
My new haircut is fabulous!

everything about you is fabulous...


that said, I want to see pics of the new haircut...trade you for pics of me at my new work?
 
Belegon said:
everything about you is fabulous...


that said, I want to see pics of the new haircut...trade you for pics of me at my new work?

:kiss:
My dad bought me a digital camera so as soon as I get it I bet there be lots of new pics of me up here soon. :D :devil:
 
carsonshepherd said:
*unrelated*

I'm sorry. I was wrong about him, maybe. Sometimes I'm not as smart as I think I am.

Don't make me get Jammies's rubber chicken. ;)
 
lilredjammies said:
Eeeurrrgh, did it have to be Swinburne?

Swinburne is baklava covered with fudge dripping with maple syrup, under a coating of buttercream frosting, with ganache and raspberry sauce on top.

Eeeurrrggggh.

Oh, thank heavens. I read your earlier post and thought you'd been busy execrating the author of "Anactoria." Then we really would have had to have words.

The above concoction sounds perfectly revolting, and whoever attached Swinburne's name to it deserves flogging.

Shanglan
 
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