Isolated Blurt Thread

[entitled]

No more livin in a fantasy
I’ll be right where I suppose to be
Baby we just might be

on the back-seat gettin...down

OK, you're right, i wasn't all that good all weekend.

 

[carsonshepherd]

ah babe. wassamattahu?

its almost friday....

Thursday is my Friday but today is gonna be hell... Calgon, take me away! Far away.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Let me preface this blurt by annoucning I am a heavy set man. Not rolls of fat, just a nice warm teddy bear belly.

I was walking past a new "fitness trainers" office and there was a nice looking woman in the door way. I truned to look as I walked past and smiled. She called out, "IF you lost some of that weight you'd be killer handsome."

I stopped and came back to her. "Miss, You are good looking, fit, trim, lean. You may even be my dream girl for all I know, like jazz fusion, can do miracles with FileMaker, Shakespeare gets you hot and you have every X-men comic ever printed at home. But if losing some weight makes me rude and inable to see past the body to the person inside, I'll stick to my 42 inch jeans thank you." winked and went on by.

I love little opportunities like that.

 

[entitled]

Let me preface this blurt by annoucning I am a heavy set man. Not rolls of fat, just a nice warm teddy bear belly.

I was walking past a new "fitness trainers" office and there was a nice looking woman in the door way. I truned to look as I walked past and smiled. She called out, "IF you lost some of that weight you'd be killer handsome."

I stopped and came back to her. "Miss, You are good looking, fit, trim, lean. You may even be my dream girl for all I know, like jazz fusion, can do miracles with FileMaker, Shakespeare gets you hot and you have every X-men comic ever printed at home. But if losing some weight makes me rude and inable to see past the body to the person inside, I'll stick to my 42 inch jeans thank you." winked and went on by.

I love little opportunities like that.

Hee... i like you. And bigger men.

blurt: that's a really good song

 

[bethalicious]

Let me preface this blurt by annoucning I am a heavy set man. Not rolls of fat, just a nice warm teddy bear belly.

I was walking past a new "fitness trainers" office and there was a nice looking woman in the door way. I truned to look as I walked past and smiled. She called out, "IF you lost some of that weight you'd be killer handsome."

I stopped and came back to her. "Miss, You are good looking, fit, trim, lean. You may even be my dream girl for all I know, like jazz fusion, can do miracles with FileMaker, Shakespeare gets you hot and you have every X-men comic ever printed at home. But if losing some weight makes me rude and inable to see past the body to the person inside, I'll stick to my 42 inch jeans thank you." winked and went on by.

I love little opportunities like that.

Well said... my blurt * yay it's finally quiet!!

 

[Guest]

 

[entitled]

Every sperm is sacred
Every spern is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

 

[Guest]

 

[entitled]

LOL

Love it!

Is it an original Entism?

pffffttt... Course not! LOL

i have monty python clip going constatly on winamp.

 

[FallingToFly]

I need to change my AV. I think I'm going to go with something angsty.

 

[entitled]

And in a similar vein:
The Big One
Confederate Railroad


It was a hot Sunday mornin'
Middle of July
The choir was a singin'
'Bout the sweet by and by

Everybody was a swayin'
And sweatin' in the heat
We all bowed our heads down
As the preacher took his seat

My sister and my brother stood next to my mother
In the quiet at the close of the verse
That's when daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

My sister rolled her eyes back
My brother bit his lip
My cousin just behind us
Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"

I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
Stared down at my shoes
Lord, you could hear a pin drop
As we stood there in the pew
Heads were turnin', eyes were burnin'

Momma stuck her nose in her purse
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He cut the big one
It was a stinker
Then he broke the silence
With a snicker
And us kids started laughin'
'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He said, "The devil made me do it"
Momma said it was the liverwurst
And that's why daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

 

[bethalicious]

My kids make me proud to be their mom, need to remember to tell them that more often.

 

[impressive]

I wonder where I can find jazz fusion CDs and X-Men comic books? I need to stock up...

 

[Guest]

 

[FallingToFly]

Unrelated:

Call me up just to yell one more time you stroppy cow, and I am going to break a six-inch stiletto heel off in your bigoted, self-righteous, stuck up arse!

 

[Aurora Black]

It's great that cherries are in season, because they're just what I needed. I was hungry as hell, and I'm also feeling a bit naughty. When you hold a cherry by the stem with the fruit facing upwards, it looks just like a penis head!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I wonder if he's still hot?

Per your response to Salvor earlier. Isn't hotness a non-physical trait to you? Thus, age, weight etc. could not affect his hotness? Therefore, he is likely to still be hot.

 

[Guest]

 

[impressive]

Oh, shush, you.

*giggle*

I read your post about caffeine, btw--so it was the coffee & not Jett and me that made you such a motor mouth at my place?

I was a motor mouth at your place?

 

[Guest]

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Per your response to Salvor earlier. Isn't hotness a non-physical trait to you? Thus, age, weight etc. could not affect his hotness? Therefore, he is likely to still be hot.

Yeah but I am a sex jedi. Any woman with half a brain finds me incredibly sexy!

And if I go by a mensa meeting, its like instant orgy.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Thursday is my Friday but today is gonna be hell... Calgon, take me away! Far away.

Update: Yeah, it was hell, but I got off early!

 

[lil_elvis]

If it's "Pure White," why the fuck does it need blue added?

 

[Aurora Black]

My novel awakens, stirring to life within the depths of my mind. The details are beginning to come together to form a bigger picture, and it's both exhilarating and frightening to watch.